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Target Women: Lessons 2009 (VIDEO)

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

This year, I realized that we can't be perfect wives, mothers, career-women, and super-hot sex babes all at once. And then, I turned on the TV, and I remembered: of course we can! All we need is Stuff!

Target Women: Beauty Contraptions

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

Beauty is an important part of American culture. But so are machines. And when they get together...wow.

Target Women: Broadview Security

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

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Al Gore's Current TV Lays Off 80 Staff, Changes Direction

Lisa Derrick | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media
Lisa Derrick

The pioneering, Emmy-Award winning channel was originally conceived by Gore and businessman Joe Hyatt as a peer-to-peer news and information network.

Target Women: How To Get Hot Chicks

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

Ever wondered how to improve your dating life? Maybe it's time you watched a few commercials and saw how mini-burgers can make a major change.

Target Women: Doofy Husbands

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

Commercials provide incontrovertible evidence that the villain of the Modern Woman is, in fact, her doofy husband. Ladies, beware! For you too may be harboring a man doing more harm than husbanding.

Target Women: Dating Advice

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

For every love problem, there is a solution if you can just find the right dating advice book. Is he just not that into you? Is he way too into you? Is he standing outside your door despite the restraining order?

Target Women: Hair

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

Target Women: Charm School

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

They have taken the women from "Rock of Love Bus" and "Real Chance At Love" and put them in a house together to learn the finer arts of charm. Also, to get sh*t-faced and bitch slap each other.

Target Women: Lady Friends

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

But what dudes might not know is what goes on when they aren't around. Do we talk about sex? Boys? No. We love to talk about helpful products. All the time. Any place.

Target Women: Story Time

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

Once upon a time a very thoughtful businessperson had an epiphany: "Let's create an emotional connection to our product by plumbing the collective childhood unconscious of our demographic."

Target Women: The Cougar

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

If you can't wait for ABC's "Cougar Town" next fall, don't worry. Cougar-based programming is already here on the TV Land network with the reality show "The Cougar." Lick your lips and enjoy.

Target Women: Laundry

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

Why are women always doing laundry? Because of years of inculcated gender roles? Oh no. There's a dirty little secret--we're addicted to it. Laundry is the ladies' drug of choice. We just can't stop.

HuffPost's Dave Burdick On Wind Turbines, Obama's Fuel Rules, And Peeing In Old Faithful

Huff TV | Posted 05.25.2011 | Green
Huff TV

Huffington Post Green Editor Dave Burdick weighed in on this week's green winners and losers over on Current.com. Topics included bird-friendly wind ...

Target Women: Obama Arms

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

The first one hundred days of Barack Obama's administration have come and gone and America is excited: we've got stimulus! We've got a puppy! But there's STILL one thing all American women want: Michelle Obama's super buff guns.

Target Women: Medicine

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

Sick? You should try medicine. It can make your achy face, sweatpants and bear head go away. No need to go to the doctor, just self-diagnose from the comfort of your own couch.

Target Women: "Tough Love"

Sarah Haskins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Sarah Haskins

Being a single woman is only slightly more appealing than a full body rash. I know, because I saw "He's Just Not That Into You." Meet matchmaker Steve Ward and get ready for some "Tough Love."

"America's Secret War" - Current's "Vanguard" Special Report

Current TV’s “Vanguard” | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Current TV’s “Vanguard”

There's been a lot of talk about whether the U.S. and Iran are going to war. The real question is whether the U.S. and Iran are already at war... ...

Al Gore And Drew Carey Face Off With Web Sites

Web 2.Oh. . .Really? | Craig Stoltz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media

What a curious synchronicity that the same day brings announcements about key politically motivated web moves by Nobel Prize winner Drew Carey and com...