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Scott Bateman | Posted 03.12.2014 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

It's been an amazing week for my work going viral! Unfortunately, I'm not getting all the credit.

What Is Thanksgiving? (VIDEO)

Scott Bateman | Posted 01.25.2014 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

Some people have NO idea what Thanksgiving is, the poor dopes. Is it a type of freshwater fish? Is it a village in Lithuania?

VIDEO: Who Was George Washington?

Scott Bateman | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

Very little is known about the Father of His Country, George Washington. But Disalmanac has the shocking fact-like facts about the man who led the U.S. to independence!

VIDEO: What Is Portland, Oregon?

Scott Bateman | Posted 12.04.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

Even with all the media Portland, Ore. gets, many people still have no idea just what the heck it even is. Luckily, Disalmanacarian Scott Bateman has 30 seconds of fact-like facts about this bustling metropolis!

VIDEO: Who Was Abraham Lincoln?

Scott Bateman | Posted 11.20.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

What do YOU know about Abraham Lincoln? Surprisingly little is known about this obscure US president. Luckily, Disalmanac has made a new educational film that explains everything you need to know about ol' "Honest Abe" (or, as you'll see, "Ice Ice Abe") in just 30 second.

Spoiler Alert!

Posted 09.06.2013 | Comedy's Scott Bateman has just released his first book, Disalmanac: A Book Of Fact-Like Facts, and if you like your information to be absurdl...

VIDEO: Disalmanac Explains World War II

Scott Bateman | Posted 10.01.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

So, so many people are confused about World War II. Was it a type of car? A species of freshwater fish? A popular breakfast cereal with Crunchberries™? Well, be confused no more.

Video: Which U.S. Presidents Were Robots...?

Scott Bateman | Posted 08.12.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

Like most of us, you probably spend at least seventeen hours per day wondering how many U.S. presidents were actually robots or lizard people.

Disalmanac's Best Charts of the Past Month (PICTURES)

Scott Bateman | Posted 06.29.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

The Disalmanac Tumblr is the web home for charts packed with fact-like facts! Here are a few of the best from the past month or so.

What Is Pennsylvania? Ask Disalmanac! (VIDEO)

Scott Bateman | Posted 06.09.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

Do YOU know what Pennsylvania is? Surprisingly, many people do not. These people are idiots. Well, fear not: your Disalmanacarian is here with a new educational video that explains all the surprising fact-like facts.

What Are Horses? Ask Disalmanac! (VIDEO)

Scott Bateman | Posted 05.04.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

How often has this happened to you: You're at a party, and everyone's talking about horses. But you can't join in the conversation, because you have no idea what horses are. Pretty often, we're betting.

Is Santa Real? (VIDEO)

Scott Bateman | Posted 02.02.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

For centuries, people have been asking if Santa Claus is real, or just an excuse for parents to go trample people the day after Thanksgiving. At least, the Disalmanacarian at has the surprising answer to this age-old question.

What's Next for Romney & Ryan?

Scott Bateman | Posted 01.07.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

Today's Ask Disalmanac question: What is next for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan now that they've lost the 2012 presidential race?

Disalmanac Guide to Afghanistan

Benari Poulten | Posted 11.08.2011 | Comedy
Benari Poulten