My upcoming book is about all manner of contemporary dog insanity, from dog bikinis to dog reiki, vegan diets to pet cloning. But one of the craziest aspects of dog culture is still one that's been around as long as dogs themselves: dog hair.
Dogs are full of mysteries and secrets. They have a long lost history that they never tell to humans. They have a mysterious way of thinking that only other dogs understand. They have a secret language that they use when they are talking to dogs and people.