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Doing Gods Work

Ryan Grim

Private Equity Exec Brags About Sealing Chobani Deal At Easter Mass | Ryan Grim | Posted 01.07.2015 | Politics

Let’s say you’re sitting in Easter Mass. You’re a private equity executive and your BlackBerry lights up. It’s Hamdi Ulukaya, the founder of C...

Jon Corzine: People Hate Goldman Sachs Because They "Envy" Success (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Business

In an interview with Bloomberg Television yesterday, former Goldman Sachs CEO Jon Corzine -- and former New Jersey governor -- defended the firm he on...

Goldman Bans "Last Suppers"; Suspends 1st Amendment!

Tom Gregory | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Tom Gregory

Editor's note: the following blog post is satire. Reuterz, New York - In swift reaction to recent calls for his resignation, Lloyd Blankfein, Chairma...

The Lloyd's Prayer

Tom Gregory | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Tom Gregory

Our Chairman, Who Art At Goldman, Blankfein Be Thy Name.

Vatican Confirms: Goldman "Doing God's Work"

Tom Gregory | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Tom Gregory

L'Osservatore Romano is reporting that Goldman Sachs is indeed Doing God's work, and His Former Holiness Joseph Ratzinger has confirmed the unsolicited hostile takeover.