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Science Confirms, There's Nothing Worse Than a Know-It-All A**hole

Van Winkle's | Posted 07.23.2015 | Science
Van Winkle's

Sometimes, health and behavior studies validate our personal quirks and lifestyle choices. For example, when "science says" doodling helps us focus or...

5 Types of Guys You See at the Grocery Store

Annabel Acton | Posted 07.20.2015 | Comedy
Annabel Acton

Here are a few types of guys we're sure you've bumped into once or twice while picking up ingredients for that night's dinner.

A Taxonomy of D-Bags

Annabel Acton | Posted 06.08.2015 | Divorce
Annabel Acton

Since no single dog has the same spots (in other words, no single douchebag has the same M.O.), it might be helpful to refer to this list when looking for Mr. Right.

A Brief History Of 'F**kboy,' The Internet's Favorite New Man-Bashing Slur

The Huffington Post | Sara Boboltz | Posted 06.03.2015 | Women

It doesn't mean what you (might) think it means.

5 Douchebags You'll See This Cinco de Mayo

Annabel Acton | Posted 05.05.2015 | Divorce
Annabel Acton

Another drinking holiday, another douchebag. The Cinco de Mayo douches might seem similar in nature to our St. Patrick's Day Dicks, but there are few differences to make note of. Here are five DB's to look out for on the fifth!

11 Douchebags You'll Meet On Twitter

Lauren Cahn | Posted 01.23.2014 | Technology
Lauren Cahn

I had to unfollow thousands of morons and lunatics on Twitter before finally landing in a comfortable space where I can read my feed without feeling overwhelmed by the urge to smash my iPad to bits. But you won't have to -- as I have done the work for you.

The 10 Douchiest Gays Of Chicago

Terrence Chappell | Posted 01.26.2013 | Gay Voices
Terrence Chappell

There's been a dreadful influx of douchebags who have set up shop in Chicago's renowned Boystown neighborhood. Because gay men tend to do everything on a larger and grander scale, we have bigger douchebags, as well. So I decided to list them.

How to Never fall for the 'Bad Boy' Again

Brandi Megan Granett | Posted 12.19.2012 | Women
Brandi Megan Granett

From now on, I am not going to tell any child that someone tormenting her really just "likes" her and doesn't know how to show it.

'No Fats or Fems'

Dale Cooper | Posted 12.12.2012 | Gay Voices
Dale Cooper

Since the app Grindr made its debut, I have been troubled by a trend I've noticed: the (at times) overwhelming presence of douchebaggery on the app. There's a veritable epidemic of it.

Douche-bag Vaccine Provides Little Solace to Those Already Afflicted

El Guapo | Posted 09.16.2012 | Comedy
El Guapo

"It sounds great, but what about those of us who already have an advanced case?" responded one anonymous douchebag while simultaneously texting his friend and blasting the newest dub step club hit.

Douchebags Can Be Explained By Science | David Moye | Posted 11.06.2011 | Weird News

Science can explain everything, including why douchebags are inexplicably successful with women. A study of 363 college students found that men wit...

Your College Is Douchey

H. L. Rogers | Posted 10.01.2011 | Comedy
H. L. Rogers

Which institutions of higher learning are douchey? The answer we came up with is: pretty much all of them. Harvard is douchey and so is Arizona State. Because the bottom line is that when you are ages 18 to 22, you are a douchebag. And if you're not, you should be.

The Highly Questionable History Of Douche Ads | David Moye | Posted 11.15.2011 | Weird News

Ads for douches seem to be laced with the intent to harm women's self-esteem, not to mention vaginas, as douching can actually cause infections. Bu...

Internet Dating for Married Moms and Douchebags

Julianna W. Miner | Posted 07.07.2011 | Comedy
Julianna W. Miner

There are quite a few news stories trending right now about a dating website called Ashley Madison, that is exclusively for married people. It's tagl...

Halloween Parties and the Latest in Gruesome Candy

Maggie Van Ostrand | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Maggie Van Ostrand

Where once the King of Halloween confection was Candy Corn -- selling 8.3 billion kernels a year -- planners of today's Halloween parties lobby their new faves: the latest in gross and disgusting party food.

Who's the Biggest Douchebag of 2009?

eSarcasm | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

This was the year douchebaggery went mainstream. From fading TV stars who latched onto Twitter like a life raft to silicon-enhanced airheads, media le...

Douchebags Unite, Take Stand Against Non-Douches (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

The Axe body spray. The Ed Hardy gear. The fake tans. The pink shirts. You know a douchebag when you see one, and until now, you've made fun of them. ...

Quit Arguing With Douchebags that Everyone Hates

David Roberts | Posted 05.25.2011 | Green
David Roberts

Progressives and activists spend a wildly disproportionate amount of time running around like their hair's on fire every time a wingnut goes on cable news or writes an op-ed saying ridiculous things.

Quit arguing with douchebags that everyone hates, part two

David Roberts | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
David Roberts

grist.orgFollowing up a bit on my previous post, let's make some more specific points.Point number one: Newt Gingrich is a douchebag and everyone hat...

Are MGMT Douchebags? Does it Matter?

Chris Goldberg | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Chris Goldberg

Music is music. Does it really matter what a band looks like -- or even acts like -- as long as you dig their music?

Top 10 Douchebags of 2008

David Bourgeois | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
David Bourgeois

Top 10 Douchebags of 2008: 8. Oil: Just when we were laughing hysterically watching Hummers pull up to gas station, you had to spinelessly drop to the floor.