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What Happens When A Killer Is Celebrated Every Day

Laura Ward | Posted 07.26.2016 | Healthy Living
Laura Ward

People need to stop telling me I should have a drink. Seriously. Not because it makes me want to drink. Because it makes them look like complete idiot...

Dude Narrates Wild Animals As If They Were Drunk Humans and It's On Point

Outspeak | Posted 06.09.2016 | HuffPost Live 321
Outspeak

We've all gotten a little bit wild after a few drinks. We've all unleashed the proverbial party animal. The comparison between drunk asshole and wild animal has never been more on point than it is in Ozzy Man's nature video parody.

Things You Can Say To Both Your Toddler And Your Drunk Friend (VIDEO)

Meredith Masony | Posted 05.27.2016 | Parents
Meredith Masony

Living with a toddler is kind of like living with a tiny drunk person.

Don't Drunk

Winged Victory | Posted 05.27.2016 | Healthy Living
Winged Victory

It is terribly important that we not drink and drive but maybe it's also time to think a bit about the way we drink. The risks of binge drinking are believed by some to make alcohol the most dangerous of drugs. Maybe the message should not just be "Don't Drive Drunk" but "Don't Drunk."

A Comedian Apologizes

Nathan Timmel | Posted 05.23.2016 | Comedy
Nathan Timmel

When you stumbled up to me, I was in the middle of a sale. An audience member had enjoyed my silly so much that he felt the need to give me cash in exchange for a souvenir. I love it when that happens, as it helps me provide for my family. You know: pay the mortgage, buy food, that sort of thing.

Watch Sleep Deprived And Drunk People Go Head-To-Head

The Huffington Post | Oliver Noble | Posted 04.22.2016 | Comedy

In a revolutionary (and totally scientific) experiment, we pitted sleep-deprived and drunk people against each other in the ultimate showdown to test ...

Drunk for Christmas: How to Prepare for Having an Addict at Your Christmas Celebration

Constance Scharff, Phd | Posted 12.18.2015 | Healthy Living
Constance Scharff, Phd

It's a too-common scene. Many families walk on egg shells before Christmas Eve dinner or Christmas morning celebrations. We're not talking about your ...

Frenchie

Lynda Freeman | Posted 11.16.2015 | Good News
Lynda Freeman

The coming Thanksgiving holiday is a time of family, friendship and love. Here is a rather unique story of one special friendship. When I was y...

Notes From a Dive Bar XXXXIII -- Straight Bends

Alan Black | Posted 11.01.2015 | San Francisco
Alan Black

Bobby, on meds, says he can't think straight. Have you tried curved thinking, I say. What's that? Stand with your head at an angle when you think. It ...

17 Amazing Activities To Enjoy While Hungover

The Huffington Post | Minou Clark | Posted 10.30.2015 | Comedy

1. Go to the DMV. 2. Take the SATs. Again. You know, for fun. 3. Get a head start on sorting through your taxes. ...

Boozing Cat Suffers Serious Hangover After 7 Weeks In Wine Cellar

The Huffington Post | Whitney Meers | Posted 10.23.2015 | Weird News

Good thing cats have nine lives, or how else could a kitty have survived a seven-week bender where he opened $44 worth of wine and drank the contents,...

Why UConn Mac And Cheese Attack Isn't Funny

Holly Wonneberger | Posted 10.12.2015 | College
Holly Wonneberger

Did you see the YouTube video titled "Drunk Kid Wants Mac and Cheese"? It went viral last Tuesday. Did you laugh at the UConn student demanding his favorite jalapeno-flavored drunk food? Did you think the belligerent, slurring and entitled kid was funny? If you did, let me tell you why you're wrong.

Notes From a Dive Bar XXXVI: You're Not Getting Served

Alan Black | Posted 10.09.2015 | San Francisco
Alan Black

You're not getting served... You're a loser. Working in a bar, an old man working in a bar. What, you couldn't get a real job? I bet you don't even h...

Drunk Student Wants 'F--king Mac And Cheese', Gets Arrested

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 10.09.2015 | Weird News

He'll learn. A University of Connecticut student shown berating and shoving a student union employee after being denied mac and cheese was arrested Su...

Drink Up: 5 of the Drunkest Cities in Illinois

Reboot Illinois | Posted 09.10.2015 | Chicago
Reboot Illinois

Chicago is known for its numerous and varied bars, and a lively drinking culture to go along with it. But the rest of Illinois also has its fair share...

Notes From a Dive Bar XX

Alan Black | Posted 08.05.2015 | San Francisco
Alan Black

I meet a man on the road to A.A. He asks for a Zombie. You're looking at it, I say. How about a Screwdriver? Yes, and soon he owns a loose tongue, b...

19 Hilarious Drunk Purchases You Won't Regret Waking Up To ... OK, Some You Might

The Huffington Post | Andy McDonald | Posted 08.04.2015 | Comedy

No need to be embarrassed. OK, maybe a little embarrassed. So, you got drunk and bought some stuff online. How bad could it be? Well, turns out prett...

Hecklers: Next Day Regret?

Nathan Timmel | Posted 07.15.2016 | Comedy
Nathan Timmel

In my line of work--stand up comedian--you deal with people who are drinking. As a whole, people are good and can handle their alcohol, but every so often you run into someone who would have done society a favor by staying home.

6 Of The Best Foods To Cure Your Hangover, According To A Dietician

Thrillist | Posted 06.30.2016 | Taste
Thrillist

We all know what you did last night, and how awful you feel today.

Notes From a Dive Bar XIIII

Alan Black | Posted 06.29.2016 | Fifty
Alan Black

Someone says, Jake died. We all drop a few rungs. He owned a bar. Lung disease. He never smoked, unless you count the smoke of others. It's still dark outside. The f*cking cognac tastes off. So much for the sour grape.

Notes From a Dive Bar VI

Alan Black | Posted 05.27.2016 | San Francisco
Alan Black

Turn away now if you are disgusted by the description of a bar's grim lavatory. This is not for you. Come back next time to Notes when the talk will be of love and cocktails garnished with fresh fruit. Sadly, this grim description has to be done.

Being Drunk And In Love Aren't All That Different

The Huffington Post | Leigh Weingus | Posted 05.21.2015 | Healthy Living

The effects of alcohol and the "love hormone" oxytocin aren't all that different, according to a study review done by researchers at the University of...

Which Spurs Player Got The Most Drunk After They Lost To The Clippers?

The Huffington Post | Maxwell Strachan | Posted 05.05.2015 | Sports

Even the San Antonio Spurs love to party.

King of Corn

Crazy Legs Conti | Posted 06.28.2015 | Weird News
Crazy Legs Conti

My Uniqlo white linen long-sleeved shirt was splattered with blood. My cigar bag also and bits of bright red speckle dotted my Sol Moscot clear frame ...

The Complete Evolution of Drinking On Mad Men

Liquor.com | Posted 05.26.2015 | Taste
Liquor.com

Twelve months later. Hours -- probably days -- spent re-watching old episodes to remember what happened for the first six and a half seasons. The new half-season of Mad Men starts on April 5.