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Notes From a Dive Bar XX

Alan Black | Posted 08.05.2015 | San Francisco
Alan Black

I meet a man on the road to A.A. He asks for a Zombie. You're looking at it, I say. How about a Screwdriver? Yes, and soon he owns a loose tongue,...

19 Hilarious Drunk Purchases You Won't Regret Waking Up To ... OK, Some You Might

The Huffington Post | Andy McDonald | Posted 08.04.2015 | Comedy

No need to be embarrassed. OK, maybe a little embarrassed. So, you got drunk and bought some stuff online. How bad could it be?  Well, turns out ...

Hecklers: Next Day Regret?

Nathan Timmel | Posted 07.17.2015 | Comedy
Nathan Timmel

In my line of work--stand up comedian--you deal with people who are drinking. As a whole, people are good and can handle their alcohol, but every so often you run into someone who would have done society a favor by staying home.

6 Of The Best Foods To Cure Your Hangover, According To A Dietician

Thrillist | Posted 06.30.2015 | Taste
Thrillist

We all know what you did last night, and how awful you feel today.

Notes From a Dive Bar XIIII

Alan Black | Posted 06.29.2015 | Fifty
Alan Black

Someone says, Jake died. We all drop a few rungs. He owned a bar. Lung disease. He never smoked, unless you count the smoke of others. It's still dark outside. The f*cking cognac tastes off. So much for the sour grape.

Notes From a Dive Bar VI

Alan Black | Posted 05.28.2015 | San Francisco
Alan Black

Turn away now if you are disgusted by the description of a bar's grim lavatory. This is not for you. Come back next time to Notes when the talk will be of love and cocktails garnished with fresh fruit. Sadly, this grim description has to be done.

Being Drunk And In Love Aren't All That Different

The Huffington Post | Leigh Weingus | Posted 05.21.2015 | Healthy Living

The effects of alcohol and the "love hormone" oxytocin aren't all that different, according to a study review done by researchers at the University of...

Which Spurs Player Got The Most Drunk After They Lost To The Clippers?

The Huffington Post | Maxwell Strachan | Posted 05.05.2015 | Sports

Even the San Antonio Spurs love to party.

King of Corn

Crazy Legs Conti | Posted 06.28.2015 | Weird News
Crazy Legs Conti

My Uniqlo white linen long-sleeved shirt was splattered with blood. My cigar bag also and bits of bright red speckle dotted my Sol Moscot clear frame ...

The Complete Evolution of Drinking On Mad Men

Liquor.com | Posted 05.26.2015 | Taste
Liquor.com

Twelve months later. Hours -- probably days -- spent re-watching old episodes to remember what happened for the first six and a half seasons. The new half-season of Mad Men starts on April 5.

The More Friends At The Bar, The More You'll Drink

The Huffington Post | Kate Bratskeir | Posted 03.03.2015 | Healthy Living

If you've succumbed to sticking around at the bar for "just one more," you're not alone. A new study published in the journal Addiction reveals tha...

Why No Good Ever Comes From Drunk Dialing

Al DeLuise | Posted 05.01.2015 | Fifty
Al DeLuise

We have all done it. After too many drinks we find ourselves doing what our sober selves would never do. We make that phone call to the one person in the world we know we should not be calling at two in the morning; the infamous drunk dial. It is the one mistake that we know in our hearts is a mistake even as we scroll through our contact list and press send.

The 26 Best Drunk Foods From Across America

Thrillist | Posted 04.15.2015 | Taste
Thrillist

A grumbling stomach mid-drinking is a universal sign that the night is about to take a turn for the more hedonistic.

12 Cocktails You Can Only Drink In College

The Huffington Post | Kate Bratskeir | Posted 01.16.2015 | Taste

We used to be so "resourceful."

On Dealing with Drunk Guys

Kathleen Buckstaff | Posted 03.15.2015 | Women
Kathleen Buckstaff

I shouldn't be surprised, but I am. I recently read a story that confirmed that women have been dealing with drunk men for thousands of years.

This Is Why You Love to Hate Santa Con (Dubstep Video)

Emma Tattenbaum-Fine | Posted 02.11.2015 | Comedy
Emma Tattenbaum-Fine

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The Great Escape

Rich Siegel | Posted 02.07.2015 | Business
Rich Siegel

I'm told I need an exit strategy. I'm told ad agencies don't need writers anymore. I'm told there's even less need for 44 year old writers. And what do I plan to do in five years when I become 45?

Watch Johnny Depp's Bizarre Awards Show Speech

The Huffington Post | Bill Bradley | Posted 11.15.2014 | Entertainment

Johnny Depp's awkward speech during at the Hollywood Film Awards on Friday has caught fire online. The "Into the Woods" actor took to the stage to hon...

'The Walking Dead' With Drunk People Is Even More Amazing Than It Sounds

The Huffington Post | Bill Bradley | Posted 10.15.2014 | Entertainment

They stumble around, they smell bad and they probably shouldn't be operating a vehicle. No, we're not talking about zombies. We mean drunk people. ...

Drunk Dudes Talking About Their Cats Is A Beautiful Thing

The Huffington Post | Sarah Barness | Posted 10.02.2014 | Comedy

What happens when a bunch of guys drink alcohol and talk about their cats? This happens. "I am half a cat away from being a crazy cat lady...

How Much Beer The World Drinks, In 1 Interactive Globe

The Huffington Post | Kevin short | Posted 09.26.2014 | Business

Spend a weekend in nearly any college town in the U.S. and you'll be convinced that no one drinks more than Americans. But it turns out the U.S. d...

QUIZ: Drunken College Girl or My Malfunctioning iPhone 5?

Nancy Davis Kho | Posted 11.23.2014 | Comedy
Nancy Davis Kho

On Friday, exactly the same day that the new iPhone 6 was available in Apple stores, my heretofore perfectly-functioning iPhone 5 began acting nutty. Let's see if you can sort out whether the following actions were performed by the Drunken College Girl (DCG) or my iPhone 5.

This Isn't a Vow to Not Drink

Claire Dinh | Posted 11.22.2014 | College
Claire Dinh

I do not claim to be the voice of all sober people, but I think many would appreciate having their choice not to drink be accepted for what it is. And even if their choice has something to do with their religion or moral conviction.

Cats Getting Drunk to 'Blame It (On the Alcohol)' Is the Only Rehab You'll Need Today

Leslie Goshko | Posted 10.19.2014 | Comedy
Leslie Goshko

Underneath the soft and fuzzy exterior are creatures who battle with their own demons. They are sentient beings who yearn to "get their krunk on", crack a glow stick, and dance around their designer shoes. They are cats who love to party.

Elaine Stritch: My Drunk and Sober Lodestar

Jamie Brickhouse | Posted 09.17.2014 | Gay Voices
Jamie Brickhouse

When I met Elaine Stritch, she was sober, and I was drunk. It was 1998 at a book party for Joan Collins at the bygone social X-ray hangout Mortimer's. At 30, I thought I was jaded when it came to bending elbows with the rich and famous. Until I saw Her.