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Hispanic Heritage Month Dream: That Lambada No Longer Be The Forbidden Dance

El Guapo | Posted 11.25.2013 | Comedy
El Guapo

It is time to knock down the wall, hike up our proverbial skirts, and salvage the Lambada from the landfill of history.

Douche-bag Vaccine Provides Little Solace to Those Already Afflicted

El Guapo | Posted 09.16.2012 | Comedy
El Guapo

"It sounds great, but what about those of us who already have an advanced case?" responded one anonymous douchebag while simultaneously texting his friend and blasting the newest dub step club hit.

"Father's" Day? ... May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor

El Guapo | Posted 08.15.2012 | Comedy
El Guapo

It is estimated that 4-10% of men are unwittingly raising someone else's kid. "El Guapo," you say, "but my kid looks just like me." To that El Guapo asks: Has "your" child's mother aggressively underscored this point?

Univision Planning Money-Saving Boob Cutbacks

El Guapo | Posted 03.06.2012 | Comedy
El Guapo

When asked if it might be a good time to steer away from these misogynistic depictions of women and even produce more thoughtful content, our source laughed so hard that we had trouble getting back on track.

Santa Slips Into Cookie-Induced Diabetic Coma... Thanks Kids

El Guapo | Posted 02.26.2012 | Latino Voices
El Guapo

Christmas 2012 is still up in the air, but a North Pole spokesperson confessed that the upcoming apocalypse predicted by the Mayans had already put a damper on next year's plans.

Sinverguenza: A Holiday Survival Guide

El Guapo | Posted 02.21.2012 | Latino Voices
El Guapo

Unable to provide a definition for pornography, a former Supreme Court Justice once said,"I know it when I see it." The same can be said of sinverguenza behavior. It shuns definition.

Waldo Depressed That Nation Is Obsessed With Undocumented, No Longer Looking For Him

El Guapo | Posted 02.14.2012 | Latino Voices
El Guapo

After an exhaustive search spanning two decades and countless books, El Guapo has found Waldo.