Last night, Emily's sparkle-filled journey for true love -- and a new daddy for Little Ricki -- came to an "awww"-worthy end. Thanks to Chris Harrison we all know that this "emotional fin-ahh-le" is the "most anticipated television event of the summer."
Since the pro-lifers came up with this awesome personhood idea, I've been dating an ovum named Emily. She's a babe. Obviously, we can't have sex because that would form an embryo, which is a no-no, but we can do... um... everything else.
America is engaged in a major debate over the future of education -- a debate that has been marked by a lot of overheated rhetoric and divisiveness about politics, but not enough substance about how to fix our schools for our kids.