How do you get him to shut up? Really? By the sound of your email I think you know how to do this. Anyway, I bet there are a lot of envious 50 Shades of Grey lovers that are reading this and thinking they might not mind being you. Heck, I wouldn't mind being you.
Let me wipe away all those thank you gift insecurities so that you can enjoy your weekend without thinking that you are a cheap, freeloading guest, which I think your friends already know, considering the invite.
Etiquette guides can be invaluable repositories of practical information and common sense. But what etiquette guides DON'T address are the hundreds of weird-but-true situations that make up modern life.
Emily Post once said, "Any time two peoples lives touch one another, you have etiquette." Even in a world of studied informality, the men in your lives could stand to benefit from a few etiquette tips.