Eyelids. Thighs. Raw chicken. It is acceptable for these items to be flesh-colored. Jeans? Shirts? Any other article of clothing? Please, put some clothes on. Oh, wait... you're wearing clothes? Then, please, put some different clothes on.
Whether it be your holiday gifts or that sexy body con dress you are trying to slip back in too soon or after you shed those extra holiday pounds you may have picked up, remember this, if your clothes don't fit you must acquit!
No matter how fab the coat, the bag, the shoe, if you've got three inch roots, Frida Kahlo's brows, and your walking on the nails of your stilettos -- it does not work! Ladies, repeat after me: It's all in the details.