Often when you go out with someone, you know instantly whether you want to jump their bones or run for the hillz. In DC, I mean run for the Hill. Sometimes, you're just meh. Isn't this a wonderful, descriptive word?
Everyone needs a little lovin', even if it's in a class about Torts. What are torts? Are they like tarts? Can you eat them? Can this be integrated into the general lexicon, as a happy alternative to totes?
While I'd like to say that double-booking two dates was all worth the effort and complication, the truth is that "the tentative" quickly turned into "the negative" and "the blast from the past" is going to remain that way.
I figured that after my 16 dates, I should give my audience an official Address. A State of the Date. I am wearing my best suit (heels) and Presidential pin, and I am ready to speak to you, my fellow Americans.
I found myself a Chilean on JDate. He's only here for a month. How did he know to go on JDate? Did he think this was like the American Jew thing to do when you're a tourist? Should I have done this in Argentina?