Comedy Central's "Friday Night Stand Up" season is in full swing, and HuffPost Comedy has your weekly sneak peek right here. Check back every week for exclusive segments courtesy of Comedy Central's Jokes.com of all the latest episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" before they air.

This week, Mike Vecchione talks about sex, specifically the first time he did it, why sex is like professional wrestling and why it's a good sign when you see a woman wearing fishnets.

"That's a great sign, fellas. Women who wear fishnets? That says 'Look, I'm a whore. But if necessary, I will catch my own food.'"

Watch the exclusive clip below and catch Vecchione's half-hour stand-up special this Friday Mar. 4 at
11:00 p.m. EST/10:00 CST on Comedy Central.

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Comedy Central's "Friday Night Stand Up" season is in full swing, and HuffPost Comedy has your weekly sneak peek right here. Check back every week for exclusive segments courtesy of Comedy Central's Jokes.com of all the latest episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" before they air.

This week, Al Jackson talks about his former career as a middle school science teacher, including the worst black history month report he's ever seen. He also drops some knowledge about what teachers really do on their nights off:

"You guys ever walk into your classroom on like a Tuesday or a Thursday when you were in middle school or high school, and there was a movie playing for absolutely no reason? That's because your teacher got F***ED UP the night before!"

Watch the exclusive clip below and catch Jackson's half-hour stand-up special this Friday Feb. 18 at
11:00 p.m. EST/10:00 CST on Comedy Central.

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A new season of Comedy Central's "Friday Night Stand Up" has begun, and HuffPost Comedy has your weekly sneak peek right here. Check back every week for exclusive segments courtesy of Comedy Central's Jokes.com of all the latest episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" before they air.

This week, Hari Kondabolu talks about his encounter with a homeless person who wanted Vitamin water instead of food. Unfortunately, they don't make Vitamin Water in flavors like "job opportunities" or "better government programs. Still, Kondabolu was impressed:

"That is the best advertisement for Vitamin Water ever. To hell with basic needs! What is water without electrolytes?"

Watch the exclusive clip below, and make sure to catch Kondabolu's special when it airs this Friday at 11:00 p.m. EST on Comedy Central, right before Jack Whitehall.

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A new season of Comedy Central's "Friday Night Stand Up" has begun, and HuffPost Comedy has your weekly sneak peek right here. Check back every week for exclusive segments courtesy of Comedy Central's Jokes.com of all the latest episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" before they air.

This week, Jack Whitehall talks about the difficulties of having sex in his parents' home, especially after he turned 18 and his mother bought him a mattress so loud it "would creak in space," causing he and his girlfriend to have the quietest sex you could imagine:

"We have sex, ladies and gentlemen, with so much stealth, we're doing it like we're Anne Frank's parents! She didn't put that in the diary."

Watch the exclusive clip below to hear the rest of the bit, including why sex at his parents' house is also like "arriving late to a movie theater," and make sure to catch Whitehall's special when it airs this Friday at 11:30 p.m. EST on Comedy Central.

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A new season of Comedy Central's "Friday Night Stand Up" has begun, and HuffPost Comedy has your weekly sneak peek right here. Check back every week for exclusive segments courtesy of Comedy Central's Jokes.com of all the latest episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" before they air.

This week, Nate Bargatze talks about his issues with home security in a highly entertaining way, including his wife's inability to tell him apart from a burglar and his troubles with pocketknives. He even developed a strategy to protect him from intruders while he and his wife sleep:

"She sleeps next to the door... Because it's my strategy."

Watch the exclusive clip below and catch Bargatze's half-hour stand-up special this Friday Feb. 4 at 11:30 p.m. EST/10:00 CST on Comedy Central, right after Chris D'Elia

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This week, Chris D'Elia takes on gang culture, specifically the absurd notion that wearing certain colors in certain neighborhoods can actually get you killed.

"You can get killed for wearing a color? That's crazy! Make a chart at least, or an iPhone app or something. Could you imagine getting ready for work in the morning and just getting killed for putting on a shirt?"

Watch the exclusive clip below and catch D'Elia's half-hour stand-up special this Friday Feb. 4 at
11:00 p.m. EST/10:00 CST on Comedy Central.

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This week Taiwanese-American Texan comedian Sheng Wang takes the stage and talks about a subject many Americans are familiar with: smoking pot. When Wang partakes, he likes to give himself small tasks to achieve, like going grocery shopping:

"Suddenly it's a lot more challenging than usual, and you're wandering around this now-unfamiliar territory. You cant help but feel like a hunter-gatherer... that's having the best day of his life! Jackpot!"

Watch the exclusive clip below and catch Wang's half-hour stand-up special this Friday Jan. 28 at
11:30 p.m. EST on Comedy Central, right after Chelsea Peretti.

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A new season of Comedy Central's "Friday Night Stand Up" has begun, and HuffPost Comedy has your weekly sneak peek right here. Check back every week for exclusive segments courtesy of Comedy Central's Jokes.com of all the latest episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" before they air.

This week, the very funny Chelsea Peretti talks about her unique upbringing, including her father's three marriages to Jewish, black and Indian women.

"It's been like this weird foreign exchange program... that vaguely revolves around my father's penis."

Watch the exclusive clip below and make sure to catch Chelsea Peretti's special when it airs this Friday at 11:00 p.m. EST on Comedy Central.

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This Friday, a new season of Comedy Central's "Friday Night Stand Up" begins, and HuffPost Comedy has your weekly sneak peek right here. Check back every week for exclusive segments courtesy of Jokes.com of all the latest episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" before they air.

This week, Michael Kosta shows he can tell which members of the audience smoked pot before the show as he discusses the many variations of the classic treat "ants on a log." Have you ever heard of "frozen rocket ship at the beach?" Neither have we!

But if you can identify the traditional celery/peanut butter/raisins treat, Kosta can also tell a few things about you:

"That how you know your mom loves you... And also that you're white and upper middle class."

Hear the rest of the bit in the clip below, and catch "Comedy Central Presents" Friday night at 11 p.m. EST.

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This Friday, a new season of Comedy Central's "Friday Night Stand Up" begins, and HuffPost Comedy has your weekly sneak peek right here. Check back every week for exclusive segments courtesy of Jokes.com of all the latest episodes of "Comedy Central Presents" before they air.

This week, Tom Segura lets loose on bicyclists and how over the last 5-7 years they've given themselves a "license to be an a**hole."

"I think if you ride a bike, that's healthy and that's green. And now you should shut up and get on the sidewalk."

Hear the rest of the bit in the clip below, and catch "Comedy Central Presents" Friday night at 11 p.m. EST.

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Donald Glover, who you may know as a former "30 Rock" writer and the best part of "Community," has a Comedy Central special this week. In this clip, Glover talks being a black nerd, which is something he's proud to be. But it wasn't until trailblazers like Obama and Kanye made nerdiness acceptable that he was so open about it. Not too long ago, the only reference point people had for black nerds was Urkel. But as Glover clarifies, Urkel was no nerd. "Urkel was retarded."

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It's now pretty much common knowledge that Kanye West is all kinds of crazy, but few people actually get to experience his lunacy first-hand. During his first Comedy Central stand-up special, Aziz Ansari told of his night with Kanye, starting with catching him listening to "808s & Heartbreaks" alone and ending with his cousin sending Kanye accusatory emails. (via Gotcha Media)

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