I escaped the cage and found freedom from the wood pellets and stale feeder food. Maybe certain people tried to look for me; maybe they didn't. I didn't care. I was a hamster with a plan. I came to a fork, took the road less traveled and began running like my life depended on it (and hey, maybe it did).
I often make plans with friends for a night in the future, and then as the day approaches, if there's been radio silence on the event, you start to wonder, is it still a date? Or you make what you thought were very "soft" plans with someone, only to be thrown off when they text "Where you are? We're here." You think, "But... I never got a confirmation! I didn't know it was actually happening."
I sat down to chat with him to find out how long he can go with dishes piled up in his sink before he loads them into the dishwasher, what's a deal breaker for him in a relationship and other eye-opening domestic questions that address (almost) everything you've ever wanted to know about the 45-year-old bachelor but were afraid to ask.