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Funny Fortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies Tell It Like It Is

Posted 01.23.2014 | Taste

Read 'em and weep.

Thrillist Opened 350 Fortune Cookies... In Bed!

Thrillist | Posted 10.08.2013 | Taste
Thrillist

As an ode to the wisest of all cookies -- aside from the Fig Newton -- we cracked open a lifetime's worth* of fortune cookies to investigate which sound the funniest... in bed!! Because that's what people say to be hilarious.

LOOK: Fortune Cookie Advocates Sleeping Around

Posted 05.02.2013 | Divorce

You know how adding the words "in bed" to the end of your fortune cookie fortune makes reading the message so much more enjoyable? Sometimes a coo...

Say Good-bye To Romantic Fortune Cookies

The Huffington Post | Katherine Bindley | Posted 02.12.2013 | Business

Those hoping to get a prediction of love from their next fortune cookie may be out of luck: The Brooklyn-based food company responsible for producing ...

How This Entertainment Reporter Built A Smarter (And Snarkier) Fortune Cookie

The Huffington Post | Ann Brenoff | Posted 02.06.2013 | Fifty

For more than 30 years, Ray Richmond poured his writing talents as an entertainment journalist and TV critic into the now-defunct Los Angeles Herald-E...

29 Surprising Fortune Cookies

Posted 11.10.2012 | Comedy

The very concept of a fortune cookie is a little odd, right? Finish eating Chinese food, and then eat a dry, slightly sweet cracker with a piece of pa...

MisFortune Cookies

collegehumor.com | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Fortune cookies can be a pleasant conclusion to a pleasant meal. Unless you get these....