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Funny Kid Quotes

35 Hilarious And Strange Quotes From Kids That Will Make You Laugh

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 01.18.2017 | Parents

There’s something truly unique about the things children say. From the cheeky one-liners to the hilarious malapropisms, kid quotes are pure gold. Wi...

23 Adorable, Strange And Totally Hilarious Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 09.20.2016 | Parents

Parents know that kids say the most hilarious, adorable and truly original things. So it makes sense that they’d want to keep record of these stando...

Watch Kids Hilariously Try To Explain How Babies Are Made

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 09.15.2016 | Parents

Everyone knows that kids say the darndest things. This is especially true when you ask them to explain how babies are made. Jimmy Kimmel sent a crew o...

32 Adorably Hilarious Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 07.19.2016 | Parents

When kids inevitably say the darndest things, their parents want to remember it. That’s why mom Lacey Ellis invented the app LittleHoots, which all...

Watch Kids Get Candid About Why They Love Making Messes

HuffPost Partner Studio | Posted 06.23.2016 | Parents

Ah, summertime. The sun’s out, the grill is fired up and your kiddos are hard at work making messes all around the house. Sure, you’d rather not h...

23 Hilarious And Oddly Insightful Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 02.12.2016 | Parents

The ridiculous sentences that come out of kids' mouths are sometimes truly worth recording. That's the premise behind mom Lacey Ellis' popular app Li...

14 Amazing Excuses Kids Have Used To Stay Home From School

The Huffington Post | Hollis Miller | Posted 01.21.2016 | Parents

It's hard enough getting everyone fed, dressed, and out the door in time for school. It's even harder when your kid is spending the whole time thinkin...

Hilarious Video Compilation Proves That Kids Will Tell You Like It Is

The Huffington Post | Kimberley Richards | Posted 01.20.2016 | Parents

Leave it to a kid to tell you the truth -- even if it's hilariously brutal. In a less than two-minute video, Kyoot Kids features a bunch of little one...

32 Hilarious Kid Quotes, Illustrated

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 12.23.2015 | Parents

Dad Martin Bruckner made headlines a year ago for his illustrations of the hilarious things his toddler daughter says. He shares his work on a Tumblr ...

Toddler Tries To Say 'Where's The Fork,' Comedy Happens

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 11.24.2015 | Comedy

A 2-year-old attempting to ask "Where is the fork?" sounds more like our salty -talking uncle. This should go over big at Thanksgiving dinner. Bon ap...

36 Hilarious, Strange And Totally Delightful Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 11.10.2015 | Parents

Parents know that kids say some pretty original things -- from hilarious turns of phrase to surprising nuggets of wisdom. That's why many moms and dad...

11 Funny Bedtime Excuses That Prove The Nightly Struggle Is Real

The Huffington Post | Hollis Miller | Posted 11.13.2015 | Parents

Ah, bedtime. In a perfect world, kids would jump right into bed, say goodnight and fall fast asleep (hey, we can dream). Unfortunately, bedtime often ...

34 Funny, Fascinating And Totally Frank Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 10.02.2015 | Parents

The words that come out of little kids' mouths are truly original, and parents know this better than anyone. That's why many moms and dads chronicle t...

26 Marvelous, Adorable And Bizarre Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 07.16.2015 | Parents

Kids' minds are a treasure trove of wisdom, hilarity and total randomness. The wild things they say suggest as much anyway. Parents can document and a...

14 Delightful Kids Quotes Illustrated In The Most Charming Way

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 01.28.2016 | Parents

Everyone knows that kids say the darndest things, and now their most bizarre and heartwarming quotes can be forever immortalized by a Hallmark artist....

Hilarious, Wise And Totally Random Quotes From Kids This Week

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 05.01.2015 | Parents

Parents everywhere know it's true that kids really do say the darndest things. And these words are often worth recording. That's why mom Lacey Elli...

20 Hilarious Quotes From A Precocious Little Girl Named Greta

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 01.30.2015 | Parents

Two years ago, mom and advertising art director Lacey Ellis was looking for a way to remember all of the sweet, sassy, and funny things her 3-year-old...

Words of Wisdom From a 7-Year-Old

Jill Topol | Posted 03.15.2015 | Parents
Jill Topol

I was watching TV with Max and this elaborate commercial with fireworks comes on for KY Jelly. Max turns to me, dead serious, and says, "Mommy, would you like me to buy some KY for you as a present?" I told him, "That's okay, you already got me a lovely Christmas gift, but thank you."

Dad Illustrates His Kid's Hilarious Quotes In 'Spaghetti Toes' Tumblr

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 12.15.2014 | Parents

It's a truth quite universally acknowledged that kids say the darndest things. But sometimes parents find themselves saying ridiculous things to their...

Kids Off the Cuff: 2

Bob Sellers | Posted 12.25.2012 | Parents
Bob Sellers

I wanted to mention a couple recent gems from my own 8 year-old twin girls, Anza and Josie. They have reached that age where their "cuffs" can come from innocence or cleverness. I'll begin with the innocent.

Dispatches From The Front Lines Of Parenting

Posted 06.03.2012 | Parents

Bedtime: this lovely word used to mean "rest" and "dreams," but once you have kids, it's a looming threat. Naturally, many tired and frustrated paren...