My name is Donald Trump. Like every elementary school-aged child trapped in the body of a megalomaniacal man, I use my Social-Emotional Learning Toolbox that gives me the very best tools on the face of the Earth that I need to simulate human emotions.
Two dogs were twice as annoying, in every way.
It goes without saying that remaining childless is the best way to prevent It. If, however, you've taken the parenting plunge and you find a letter in your child's backpack informing you that It has been detected at school, here's what you should do.
My son, heir to all we possess and hold dear in the world, just left here to attend a Frat Try-out, I mean a fraternity rush party. My husband and I attended a rather large state school in the heart of the storied SEC. GREEK LIFE was huge there, and yet we managed to eke out an education, sans the Greeks.
When I was nine months pregnant, we moved from our one-bedroom apartment to a two-bedroom.
Good evening, this is Bill O'Spritzer in combined programming of Fox and CNN, bringing you some really breaking news. We have as our guest tonight Donald Trump, who has revealed that he takes a brain pill every day for working longer, improved memory, better thinking, and increased energy. Welcome, Mr. Trump.
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