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Compose Yourself!

Marie Marley | Posted 09.07.2016 | Fifty
Marie Marley

Incidentally, our plates had been delivered by the concert master chef himself and his wife, Viola. The chef was somewhat arrogant, bowed, introduced himself as Rigoletto and urged us to enjoy our meal. Clef said Rigoletto was a big bassoon. Clef even Wagnered his finger at him.

Boys in Chairs: That time I Locked My Lover Out and Couldn't Let Him in

Andrew Morrison-Gurza | Posted 02.02.2016 | Queer Voices
Andrew Morrison-Gurza

I am pretty certain that if you read the title of this post on its face, it sounds like I have written an amazing 80s pop ballad about how I loved a man, but he couldn't love me because of my disability, and so I couldn't allow him back in my heart.

Funny Story. Just Happened. Part One.

Tim Mattingly | Posted 02.02.2014 | Comedy
Tim Mattingly

The following story is the first in a series of stories that are all completely unrelated save for the fact that they just happened to Tim Mattingly. ...

Courage Under Plumbing: A Veteran's Day Tale

Sadie Dingfelder | Posted 01.04.2013 | Comedy
Sadie Dingfelder

You want your large military-trained boyfriend around during a terrorist attack. A nerdy newspaper editor, on the other hand, is just going to slow you down.

Joke: Blond Construction Guy

Posted 08.22.2011 | Women

At long last, the very first blond GUY joke. It's about time! – MT An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy are doing construction work on the sca...

Funny Story: The Obamas Go To Dinner

Posted 06.25.2011 | Women

This story has been zipping around the Internet. I'm sure it's apocryphal, but it still made me smile. -MT One night, President Obama and his wi...