I used to think I loved iInternet dating, but then I realized I just loved drinking fancy wine that someone else was financing.
Whether you're choking on your Dollar-Menu McNuggets -- or your neighbor is gagging on what Michele Bachmann said on FOX News today -- a restaurant-quality choking poster can come in super-handy!
I attended LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival recently, and while I had zero expectations heading in, it turned out to be one of my most enjoyable film festival experiences in a while.
I was on Match.com -- no applause, please -- and I was leaving the site because my membership was up. I thought before I jumped ship I'd just respond to a few guys who'd messaged me. I thought, "What's the worst that could happen? Live a little." Here is the rundown of exactly what happened:
Do YOU know what Pennsylvania is? Surprisingly, many people do not. These people are idiots. Well, fear not: your Disalmanacarian is here with a new educational video that explains all the surprising fact-like facts.
Who knew that Tulsa would end up being such a blast? This town is very cool. Great restaurants, an amazing indie coffee shop, and to top it off, Hanson are more than willing to indulge in a little mens-room singing.
We pulled into New Orleans and of course everybody has been telling me "you HAVE to stop into so-and-so's they have the BEST bla-de-bla's!" But I don't have time to be a tourist -- I've got a show to do, and then a nine hour drive to Texas the next morning.
Normally, when I hear things on the radio that annoy me, I sit and stew in silence. Thankfully, I now have a dash-cam at which I can rant. It's a great release and I thank you for listening.
If you don't have more than a minute to pilgrimage for Easter or Passover this year, or you're just a momentarily grounded world traveler with a compromised attention span, here's an un-boring, super condensed backstory on one of the most culturally significant cities in human history.
Okay, I'm writing this post into my phone from the drivers seat of my rental car. I've been on the road for a few days now and it's time for an observation: This country is huge.
After two days of driving, I've reached our first stop: Richmond, Va., home of... I'm not sure yet.
Like most music trends it's hard to specify what exactly filking is, but our research scientist tells us it involves the performance of folk music centered around a science fiction or fantasy theme.
I know what you're thinking. Something like "This is even worse than Seth MacFarlane's boobs song" or "This song literally dehumanizes the poor by turning them into kittens, fondled for the amusement of juvenile musicians." And you're right.
Women are waiting longer to get married now than ever before. It's not that they don't love their boyfriends, it's just that, well, they're busy. Thomas' Jewelers gets this.
Who's responsible for the gun violence in America? The First and Second Amendment have a stand-off.
To escape this excruciating task of spending time with reality, we turn to dregs. Many dregs are portals to alternate universes, where, like in the best science fiction, only one small change to our world produces a new and exciting frontier.