Taking the best of your culture and passing it onto your kids is a constant work in progress. You have to be prepared for battle from a myriad of external forces, but right now when they are learning right from wrong, is as good a time as ever to start. Enjoy the ride and hands inside the cart at all times.
Fatherhood is full of unscripted moments like these. To excel at it, or at least to keep our heads above water, we dads must be nimble enough every single day.
Can you stare into space for hours on end? Well, neither can I. But I can do a good solid 5 minutes of not blinking where you'd swear I'm gazing straight into your soul. And you know why you feel that way? Because I'm gazing straight into your soul.
My dad is hard to buy for. It's not his fault; we just don't have much in common. He collects knives; I collect parking tickets. He likes to eat chicken fried steak; I like to eat mimosas.
Who else will tell you it's their loss when you're rejected by a boy or a friend or a publisher? Who else remembers fondly the dance routine you made up to "Cool Rider" from Grease 2 and will tell you with a straight face that it was a very good performance?
What is a comedian? Is it somebody who is able to bravely approach the deeply complicated questions that always haunt a society? A poet who incredib...
As an adult who cries regularly and has yet to figure out how to mail a letter, I feel it is my duty to warn all 18-year-olds to take my advice at their own risk.
You hope everyone likes how it turns out but mostly you don't care because you're just happy to have gotten through it.
At the end of the day, this life is more than I deserve, so with a little humor, I'm here to set the record straight. Being in a wheelchair isn't so bad after all, and I've compiled a list that proves just that!
Really anything can be turned into an innuendo as long as it is followed with a sly smile and raised eyebrows.
It seems that the twerking trend simply won't die. But why? What about this bizarre dance craze is so fascinating? First, let's get clear on what tw...
The solution to recent news about the statue of David having weak ankles.
Don't make your daughter wear a wool cable-knit sweater and a plaid skirt with a gold kilt pin in it for any dress-up occasion, ever.
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10. Your boobs are not a home for your smartphone.