You're going to be my child and I'm going to love you forever. Everything I am working for in my life right now is so you could be proud of me.
When it was decided I would be making dinner for my man friend, my first thought was, "Well, I'll just wear something that shows a lot of skin so he's distracted from my potential lack of talent in the kitchen," which (obviously) inspired group-text conversations about "girl logic" similar to that.
When I gave my boys (ages 13, 11 and 7) my phone to pass the time in IKEA, I thought they'd find the living room department, grab a couch and fight ov...
Upon closer inspection, the true J.B. (Jack Black) is the source of answers to your questions, resolutions to your New Year's, and most importantly, solutions to your fears.
In a world that focuses on instant gratification, I try to remind myself that things take time. Hey, I started out as a little guy myself. I didn't grow into this buff, handsome fella overnight -- it took time.
A really good friend of mine, a well-respected lawyer, in his late fifties, was late for his daughter's swim meet. Tense and a little bit lost, he realized he was heading in the wrong direction, so he pulled into a parking lot to turn the car around. As he drove out into traffic, he cut off another driver.
I think if I saw food raining from the sky and ate it, I wouldn't need any further convincing that some divine being was up there, looking out for me. Okey dokey. I get it now. You got my back.
When Bombeck quipped "I don't think women outlive men... It only seems longer," she challenged the system that would have us believe women live easy lives.
Babies get excited about everything -- from food to new toys -- but nothing is more exciting (or adorable) than getting to see their parents! Check o...
Exercise is beneficial. But if one has the dork gene, exercise should no doubt be approached with extreme caution, perhaps while wearing something akin to a marshmallow suit.
No one knows if your baby is gassy, but everyone will say, "Maybe he's gassy!" because it's not something they can help you with.
It can be awkward to end a date with a person you don't plan on seeing again. What are your parting words? How do you communicate finality? You don't want to give false hope, so next time give these a try.
Image credit: atic12 / 123RF Stock Photo Warning: Negative Energy Absorption* is a serious condition that occurs with every human on a daily...
There is no easy American phrase that explains that "I could do that, but no, no I don't think I will do that, just because I don't feel like it." Can't Be Bothered uses minimal effort to express minimal effort.
She's the Ultimate Homeownah from the Hamlet of Katonah. She puts the CAN in Cantitoe. She's got a greenhouse that's bigger than your entire house, wi...
"I can't say a lot of honeymooning went on, but my in-laws did give us a trip we'll never forget."