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While Torres' casting comes as a blow to hopeful actresses everywhere, producers are yet to finalize casting for other notable characters, such as Naked Female Smallfolk Corpse, Burned Chest of Nursing Wildling, and Starved Braavosian whore.
"Look, all I'm saying is, Jurassic Park is a comparable metaphor to dragons. I'm not saying they are dragons. I mean -- I'm not dumb."