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Gardening Puns

Talking Dirty

Abby Heugel | Posted 08.17.2013 | Comedy
Abby Heugel

When approached by a possible suitor, be sure to lure them over to the gardening section, as making initial contact around the nails, caulk and nipples is a bit too forward these days -- and the puns are entirely too obvious. You're screwed.