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Baby New Year Is Gay

Domenick Scudera | Posted 02.02.2016 | Queer Voices
Domenick Scudera

After a battery of tests, doctors have confirmed that the newborn is, in fact, homosexual. "Statistically, it was bound to happen," states the former Baby New Year of 2011. "After 2,011 heterosexual years, a gay one had to come along eventually."