Football is a gay man's best friend. So many of the things that go down on Sunday afternoons between September and December are homoerotic that it's a wonder that more gay men aren't football fans. Here are five reasons why football is indeed America's gayest pastime.
Competitive sports were hard for me. And sports on TV? You would think that sitting on the couch, with the pressure to perform removed, I could glean some enjoyment from watching football or baseball, but I never understood what was happening.
I'm a homosexual, 20-something Jewboy who enjoys the game of football as much as I enjoy scouring the shelves of Shakespeare & Co, so let me break it down for you by presenting my A-to-Z of America's favorite pastime.