Just like greeting card companies starting Valentines Day -- to reap profits and boost the sale of their products -- there are a growing number of skeptics who say that the Occupy movement was launched by manufacturers of the Guy Fawkes mask.
Because haunted-house workers are to be hired on the spot, with no time for checking applications for accuracy, I put down anything I damn well please. Under "Past Job Experience": The Teepee of Terror, The Haunted Canoe, Nightmare Traffic School.
Handing over my $10 to a surly bloke in a tank top listening to metal music, I got something roughly the size of a baby's thumb that was glossed in guacamole with a spatula and spiced with a substance resembling ketchup.
Jobs brought the counterculture into the tech world. Long before Apple, he traveled to India in search of spiritual enlightenment -- returning with a shaved head and clad in a traditional Indian robe. He experimented with psychedelics.
Bar Rescue is like Kitchen Nightmares -- but with bars. Renowned bar and restaurant consultant Jon Taffer and his bar-transforming-posse traverse the country to give failing watering holes one last chance to succeed.
I truly believe that this is my breakout acting role. The new season of 1000 Ways to Die kicks off tonight. In it I landed a pivotal part in series when I was cast in the role of Mob-Informant-Who-Wears-a Gray-Shirt.