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"Twas the Night Before Fitness

Penny Love | Posted 12.16.2016 | Comedy
Penny Love

Twas the night before Fitness And all through the gym All the people were sweating Focused on thin. The weights were being lifted by men with chest h...

Middle-Finger Yoga to Get You Through the Holidays

Shannon Day | Posted 12.15.2015 | Parents
Shannon Day

Yes, soon you'll be immersed in the chaos of the holiday season. But, before you start crying or mapping out your getaway plan, try this simple yoga-like technique. And enjoy the holiday season with your sanity in check.

Choose Your Own Misery: The Office Secret Santa

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 12.14.2016 | Comedy
Jilly Gagnon

You mindlessly click the next article on Buzzfeed's header. You would work, really, but everyone checks out in December, right? Wouldn't want to embarrass your colleagues by gunning too hard.

32 Santa Photos That Did NOT Go As Planned

The Huffington Post | Hollis Miller | Posted 12.07.2015 | Parents

While many kids look forward to their one-on-one time with Santa, some would just rather not. So instead of a nice photo with Kris Kringle, many paren...

Happy Momsgiving!

Dawn Weber | Posted 11.24.2016 | Comedy
Dawn Weber

That's right, you heard me. Instead of Thanksgiving, I'm calling it Momsgiving because, well, I don't see anybody else in this damn kitchen. Anyway, think about it: Mom's giving you turkey. Mom's giving you stuffing. Mom's giving you yams, potatoes and pie.

Hark Herald Pilgrims Sing

Beth Diane Bradley | Posted 11.19.2016 | Fifty
Beth Diane Bradley

She's learned to live with it. Her sister is the popular one, even though she arrives first every year. She just doesn't get the attention she deserves, despite a turkey dinner with all the trimmings, and those noble historical roots.

'Jingle Bell Rock?' Nope. 'Santa's a Chick'

Dawn Weber | Posted 02.17.2015 | Comedy
Dawn Weber

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa's a chick, Ain't that a kick, Santa's a chick, Bakin' and wrappin' and deckin' the hall, With her wine bottle!

The 'Jingle Bells' Parody All Moms Need To Hear

Deva Dalporto | Posted 02.02.2015 | Parents
Deva Dalporto

Don't get me wrong; I LOVE the holidays. It's a wonderful time of year. I just wish I had some elves to help me get it all done.

Tale of the Turkey-MacGyver Pants

Dawn Weber | Posted 02.01.2015 | Comedy
Dawn Weber

You mean to tell me I exercise like a bobbing idiot, eat toddler portions, I'm not at the present time pregnant (thank you, God) and my pants are so tight they popped a button? FML.

13 Things You Don't Want To Hear On Thanksgiving

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 11.27.2014 | Comedy

If you hear any of these today, RUN....

10 Things to Hide When Your Parents Visit for the Holidays

Dawn Weber | Posted 01.26.2015 | Comedy
Dawn Weber

It's that time of year again, and all around the U.S., Americans are roasting the turkeys, decking the halls, and shouting the age-old cry: "Mom and Dad are on the way -- hide the booze!"

Here's What A Real Family Holiday Movie Would Look Like

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 11.13.2014 | Parents

In honor of the upcoming Holiday-season mania, the funny ladies behind What's Up Moms have put out a new "fake trailer" video. Inspired by Scary Mo...

A Letter From the Elves!

Martin Marks | Posted 02.18.2014 | Comedy
Martin Marks

We're happy to report that we've reached a settlement in the territorial disputes with the Abominable Snowmen and their elders over the exact geographic boundaries of the Christmas town Drilling Zone and the Snowmen Tribal Lands.

A Jewish Mom's Letter to Santa

Jenny Isenman | Posted 02.17.2014 | Parents
Jenny Isenman

I'm sure the fact that we don't believe in you has something to do with your snubbing us year after year. Do we, a people known to produce a whiner or two, complain? No, some of us, myself included, have made an effort to believe.

Christmas: You're Doing It RIGHT

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 12.18.2013 | Comedy

No matter how you celebrate Christmas, the important thing is that you have fun with it. Just let these clever folks show you how it's done....

Don We Never Our Hideous Apparel

Greg Schwem | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

So, Hallmark: How about an ornament pleading with customers not to give holiday-themed clothing as gifts and to avoid trotting out the ones they already possess?

The Worst Holiday Gift My Ex Ever Gave Me

Posted 12.22.2012 | Divorce

When it comes to finding the perfect holiday gift for the one you love, it's the thought that counts, right? Maybe not. On Friday, we asked our fo...

A Word From Our Sponsor

Robert J. Elisberg | Posted 02.06.2013 | Comedy
Robert J. Elisberg

I first noticed the change in my friend Ed (The Sparkman) Grandville two months ago. He seemed to be dressing differently, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

7 Things on Mom's Holiday To-Don't List

Liz Kozak | Posted 02.01.2013 | Parents
Liz Kozak

Here are seven things I will surely not be doing during the most wonderful time of the year. Won't you not join me?

If Santa Was Jesus: The Passion of the Claus

James Napoli | Posted 02.15.2012 | Comedy
James Napoli

Gather round, children as I tell you a tale from a time long ago. A time before we lived in the perfect world you and I know today. The happy world we so enjoy, in which peace reigns on earth and no one wants more than they already have.

First World Problems: Thanksgiving Edition

Anastasia Rubis | Posted 01.22.2012 | Comedy
Anastasia Rubis

What better day to mock ourselves with First World problems and agree we have it good in the USA?

Avoiding Holiday Weight Gain The Smart Way: Rationalization

Maggie Lamond Simone | Posted 01.08.2012 | Comedy
Maggie Lamond Simone

If you eat between midnight and six, the calories don't count. They're still there somewhere, but your body just says, "Eh, we'll let this one go. We're too tired to count right now." Voila!

Our Crazy Kosher Christmas

Ginger Emas | Posted 05.25.2011 | Divorce
Ginger Emas

Our Blended Family's Hilarious Version of "The Night Before Christmas"

WATCH: Tips For A Successful Holiday Guilt Trip

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Hopefully those of you who are traveling home this holiday season will only encounter great food, good wine and lots of gifts. However, while you're p...

Seven Ways to Bitch for Charity

Sharon Glassman | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Sharon Glassman

As money mistress Suze Orman says, you can't teach abundance if you're broke. And you can't teach merriment if you're feeling drecky. Owning your bitches is the first step to disowning them.