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How to Buy a Swimsuit

How To Buy A Swimsuit Without Crying

Renee Fisher | Posted 05.27.2014 | Fifty
Renee Fisher

Life in the Boomer Lane has been so busy shoveling snow, losing gloves and stocking up on milk, toilet paper, and the makings of chocolate chip cookies, that she has failed to notice that Spring has started. Spring is the season in which all of LBL's senses undergo their yearly reawakening, and she is once again conscious that her body does not fit into any swimsuit that has been made for humans to actually wear.