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How to Stay Home From School

How To Stay Home From School (According To An 8-Year-Old)

Wendi Aarons | Posted 01.23.2014 | Parents
Wendi Aarons

1. Around 2 p.m. on Sunday afternoon, start coughing. When your mommy looks concerned and asks if you're OK, act casual. You're simply planting the seed, baby. Planting. The. Seed.