I had to unfollow thousands of morons and lunatics on Twitter before finally landing in a comfortable space where I can read my feed without feeling overwhelmed by the urge to smash my iPad to bits. But you won't have to -- as I have done the work for you.
Some people see Twitter as yet more proof of the downfall of civilization. When we confine our profoundest thoughts to 140 characters, aren't we walling in thought itself? I'd argue that a great one-liner need not replace longer-form thinking.