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What Should I Do With Lindsay's Dumb Lamp?

The Huffington Post | Todd | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Lindsay has a lot of stuff that I would rather not give back to her. One of those things is this dumb lamp. Does anybody out there want it? Just cl...

Things That Sound Like Hearts Breaking

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Hearts make lots of noises as they rip juicily apart. Sometimes they squelch, sometimes they purr, sometimes they shriek like deranged banshees. ...

Best Places to Cry Alone On Valentine's Day

Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

NEW YORK -- You may not have realized this, but most places in this city have people in them. People are buying things in stores, people are eating th...

POLL: Which Editor Is Your Favorite?

The Huffington Post | Todd | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Hi readers! By now, you've probably noticed that Lindsay and I aren't doing so well anymore. There's been a lot of he said she said as well as actual ...

The Best Romantic Tragedies For Valentine's Day

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Nothing makes me want to sit down and watch a good ol' love story quite like Valentine's Day. Movies like "Blue Valentine," "Kill Bill Vol. II" and "R...

Great Things To Do On Valentine's Day

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Valentine's Day is for lovers! And for you! Celebrate by taking part in activities that really only make sense on February 14th. Like a bottom-fee...

Animals Killing Animals!!!!!

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Ugh yes!!! Todd is such dead animal meat I am just sitting here watching these and practicing in my head how to pounce. I just wish so much I could be...

11 Ways Lindsay Screwed Up Christmas

Todd | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Okay, Lindsay, okay, so I said, "What" on Christmas. People say "what" all the time. It's one of the more common words that PEOPLE SAY. Maybe if you w...

Todd Said WHAT On Christmas?!

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

No, seriously, Todd said "What" on Christmas, at least 36 times. I know because I started counting after we opened presents with my family and he cont...

BREAKING: Everyone Hates Rupert Murdoch At News Corp

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

"There is nothing the Murdochs will not do to protect their own backs." So said a senior executive under media mogul Rupert Murdoch, whose empire seem...

In The Office: What's The Line Between Flirting And Schmoozing Especially If It's An Intern?

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

It's important to maintain cordial relations with your co-workers in order to ensure your success in the office. But for women, what's the line betwee...

Mitt Romney Flip Flops, Just Like Todd

Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Mitt Romney sure has flip-flopped on a lot of issues! Immigration, healthcare, tax cuts, his thoughts on Reagan. The list goes on. But Mitt Romney ...

Moody's Downgrades Six European Nations

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

The financial ratings agency Moody's downgraded credit ratings on Monday for Italy, Portugal, Spain, Slovakia, Slovenia and Malta. These downgrade...

Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal In Washington

The Huffington Post | Todd | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Yesterday, Washington became the seventh state in the nation to legalize same-sex marriage, as Gov. Chris Gregoire signed the necessary bill into law....

Apple Rumors: New iPad Soon?

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

For all those Apple fanboys out there salivating for the latest in iPad rumors, some good news: Another rumor says that there will be a new iPad by Ma...

Is This The Best Valentine's Day Movie Of All Time?

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

"The Human Centipede" is the best Valentine's Day movie ever made. Watch it with your partner tonight, and learn the real meaning of love. Hear m...

Whole Grains In Food: Just A Big Fraud, Like Some People

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Michael F. Jacobson of the Center for Science in the Public Interest reminded us of some veeeery interesting information Tuesday. He notes that some f...

Fashion Week: Todd's Probably In Paradise

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

This one time when I worked on newspaper in high school, we got a submission from one of those types of girls who ordered the largest size of Starbuck...

Artist Conflicted About Award, Just Like Lindsay Conflicted About Everything

The Huffington Post | Todd | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

At the Grammy Awards on Sunday, the artist Bon Iver accepted his award for Best New Artist, but seemed conflicted about it, because he said he didn't ...

See U Next Tuesday You Monster

Margaret Cho | Posted 04.15.2012 | Home
Margaret Cho

When you don't have friends and you have to give your not-friends cards that denote love and write their names on a paper that you would rather curse than bless, it causes problems later in life, in particular, with love.

When Will The 'Linsanity' End (Or, When Will Lindsay Stop Being Insane)

Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Everyone's buzzing about basketball hot shot Jeremy Lin, and how he came out of nowhere to burn it up on the courts. The AP called him "the most surpr...

Look At How Much These Cities Are Spending On Valentine's Day

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Is it just us, or is this Mint.com infographic of last year's national Valentine's Day spending habits just the saddest thing? Is anyone worth $160.41...

I Can't Stop Listening To 'I Will Always Love You'

The Huffington Post | Todd | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Just wanted to make sure anyone in the office who can hear me playing "I Will Always Love You" over and over again through my headphones knows that it...

The REAL Reason 'The Vow' Shouldn't Be Doing Well At The Box Office

The Huffington Post | Lindsay | Posted 02.14.2012 | Home

Terrible news, America. "The Vow" starring Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams was the big winner at the box office this weekend, raking in $41.2 millio...

'The Vow' Did Well At The Box Office Even Though We All Know True Love Is A Farce

The Huffington Post | Todd | Posted 02.16.2012 | Home

Apparently there's a new love movie out starring Rachel McAdams, and everyone is racing to go see it like a pack of lemmings. The whole big thing abou...