Call me -- on a phone. I'll answer -- from my phone. We'll meet up -- in person. We'll hang out.
If you're fun, I'll invite you back to my place. Then we'll do things -- in person -- that are more fun than over Skype.
Is that screen and keyboard often in your hand the greatest personal and professional tool ever, or is it the devil's device, insidiously sucking the time out of your life and the life out of your soul?
You can rest assured this column will dispense honest and frank advice with a healthy dose of humor. Don't expect any of that Emily Post bullsh*t -- finger bowls, children curtsying and other genteel manners. Those days are gone bitches.