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I Swear I'll Be Good at It

I Killed It at the Gym Today

Wes Janisen | Posted 01.31.2014 | Comedy
Wes Janisen

So fresh in my mind is the awe-inspiring gluttony of Thursday, followed by a full 72 hours of unadulterated sloth, that I worry I'll soon become one of those people who needs to be removed from his one-bedroom apartment in a wheelbarrow, arm fat spilling over the sides. I vow to change my ways immediately.