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The Most Brutal Jenelle Fight Yet

Sydney Levin | Posted 06.22.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

It's finally Aubree's third birthday, and Chelsea's perpetuating socially accepted gender roles and female passivity by renting a big, bouncy princess castle! Elsewhere, Jenelle and Bahhbrahh have a fight.

Nice Day For A White Trash Wedding

Sydney Levin | Posted 04.16.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

The day of the wedding, Leah and Jeremy flout the rules and hang out. She must be super sure of their relationship now 'cause she's plucked her eyebrows like a woman with nothing to lose.

99 Problems And Boys Are All Of Them

Sydney Levin | Posted 06.04.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Though Jenelle "just needs to focus on" herself, she'd like to also have a boyfriend at the same time. Duh, it's not like "focus on herself" means "be alone," it just means "be with the lesser of two evils" and also do soul-searching in the form of Kieffer and marijuana.

'Teen Mom 2' Recap, Part 2: Jenelle Suffers Terrible Abuse

Sydney Levin | Posted 06.02.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Gary seems to think that one week of engagement is the "wood" anniversary, 'cause he kicked in Jenelle's front door like a total psycho. As Jenelle surveys the upsetting scene, she tells the story of their fight with a strange smirk ...

'Teen Mom 2' Recap: The Least Romantic Proposal Ever

Sydney Levin | Posted 06.01.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

When Gary returns, he and Jenelle bring Jace to some sort of pirate convention. It seems very fun in the way that glorifying criminal violence at sea is. I'm going to guess Jenelle was drawn by the promise of a "bottle of rum."

'Teen Mom 2': Let's Get Physical!

Sydney Levin | Posted 05.21.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Things get physical between Kailyn and Javi; Leah substitutes a beach wedding for a pond wedding, and a real live human trusts Chelsea with their hair.

'Teen Mom 2' Recap: A New Set of Twins Join the Cast

Sydney Levin | Posted 05.12.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Jenelle is far too busy preparing for her glorious exit from the prestigious Itty Bitty Titty Committee to visit her son. She's also having a hard time deciding between a different set of boobs: Kieffer and Gary.

'Teen Mom 2' : Bras Before Bros

Sydney Levin | Posted 05.11.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Since Chelsea's finally shed her uterine lining, she's also lost her inhibitions. Now that she's a woman (again), she feels ready to bring her mother into the red tent of her soul. In other words: She tells her mom that she banged Adam and thought she was knocked up!

'Teen Mom 2': The Most Hated Dude Is Back

Sydney Levin | Posted 05.04.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Since Jenelle's off probation in a matter of days and her mom fears the worst, she heads over to Bahhbrahh's house for a chat. Bahhbrahh is unloading literally the biggest Olive Garden bag I have ever seen, further solidifying her as the best person on this show, and potentially in the world.

'Teen Mom 2': Jenelle Learns The Cheating Truth

Sydney Levin | Posted 04.27.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Because it's Chelsea's first day at Black Plague Beauty School, she's going all out with her makeup. She's purchased a sexy new 'jaundice' shade of concealer, 'cause "renal failure" is her absolute favorite look.

Hospitals And Heartbreak In 'Teen Mom 2' Season 4 Premiere

Sydney Levin | Posted 04.20.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Grab your birth control cocktails and IUD appetizers! Hope you enjoyed your break from depression and misery last week, 'cause we're barreling straight into Season 4.