There are currently no female flavors of Ben & Jerry's ice cream (even Tina Fey would agree that, while "Greek frozen yogurt" is certainly a healthy ice cream alternative, it is not the same as ice cream).
Ice cream season is upon us, and so, I believe, it is time for all of us to get off our collective bohunkus and start re-thinking some flavors for 2014. Chocolate and vanilla are all fine and good. But really. It's the 21st century.