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46 Reasons My Mom Or Dad Might Be Freaking Out

Mackenzie Lawrence | Posted 05.12.2014 | Parents
Mackenzie Lawrence

9. I took off all of my clothes 30 seconds before we were supposed to leave for daycare.

Why Toddlers Freak Out About Everything

2012-07-03-slatelogo.jpg | Posted 02.27.2013 | Parents

Written by Melinda Wenner Moyer for Slate Last month, I discovered (and then nearly peed in my pants as a result of) comedian Jason Good’s blog p...

The Mathematics of Parenting

Jason Good | Posted 09.11.2012 | Parents
Jason Good

As a father of two young boys, I find it difficult to balance my children's physical safety requirements with my own desire to occasionally remain motionless.

Surviving A 2-Year-Old's Attack

Jason Good | Posted 07.30.2012 | Parents
Jason Good

Though I fear for my skin and internal organs, my son is goddamn adorable. He's my first choice for "People I would let excavate my throat," and "If you had to pick someone to accidentally give you a spleenectomy, who would it be?"

Self-Help From a 2-Year-Old

Jason Good | Posted 07.24.2012 | Parents
Jason Good

If you're gonna run, do it at top speed, man. Life is too short to walk in the mall.