9. I took off all of my clothes 30 seconds before we were supposed to leave for daycare.
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Written by Melinda Wenner Moyer for Slate
Last month, I discovered (and then nearly peed in my pants as a result of) comedian Jason Good’s blog p...
As a father of two young boys, I find it difficult to balance my children's physical safety requirements with my own desire to occasionally remain motionless.
Though I fear for my skin and internal organs, my son is goddamn adorable. He's my first choice for "People I would let excavate my throat," and "If you had to pick someone to accidentally give you a spleenectomy, who would it be?"
If you're gonna run, do it at top speed, man. Life is too short to walk in the mall.
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