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Survivor: Samoa: Stormy Weather

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Shambo on her disappointment: "I feel like I got hit by a train today." So that explains her hair! If you think she looks bad, you should see what's left of that train!

Survivor: Samoa Finale: A Confederacy of Douches.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

You don't go on Survivor to test yourself against better players. You go on to win a million dollars! The point isn't playing against people who can beat you. The point is to obtain a big wad of cash!

Survivor: Samoa: Macrame.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

As night fell on the remains of Tribe Zsa Zsa, realizing the merge was coming soon, Russell dipped into the Survivor cliche glossary for "When we get over there, dude, game on, the game starts."

Survivor: Samoa: A-Feudin' and A-Fussin'

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

Russell: "Nobody here is playing the game." No, Russ, nobody is playing your crazy version of the game. That's like Norman Bates at a motel owner's association meeting, complaining no one else is murdering guests.

Survivor: Samoa: Law & Order: Samoan Psycho Unit.

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

When we rejoined our merry band of castaways, Russell's stubbly chest hair was already growing back across his pecs. He's actually kind of sexy, in a depraved backwoods psycho-perv way.

Survivor Tocantins: Sandy Wastes

Tallulah Morehead | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Tallulah Morehead

I'm not normally a vengeful person, unless you cross me in some trivial manner, but Taj must die.

Emmys May Add Award For Reality Hosts

Variety | Brian Lowry | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media

Ryan Seacrest, Jeff Probst and their brethren will soon have a shot at becoming individual Emmy winners as the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences w...