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Pastor Pinckney Is a Martyr -- Build the Statue

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 06.23.2015 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

Forget the Civil War. It is over. It is killing us. We, all Americans, need statues and honors to the smartest and best children of the South.

Clinton Commercial Series -- Where Are the Avenging Furies?

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 06.30.2015 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

Starts out with images from Congress finalizing the Iraq War Vote in 2002. Sound of Hillary saying "Yea."

Clinton Commercial Series -- Iraqi Shell Game

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 06.21.2015 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

Commercial 2 starts out with images from Congress finalizing the Iraq War Vote in 2002. Sound of Hillary saying "Yea." Cut to artillery piece firing.

Clinton Commercial Series -- Thank You Hillary

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 06.14.2015 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

If the Democratic Party makes acceptance of Hillary Clinton a litmus test for my membership, well, I am an American first. There are a number of reasons why I will not vote for her. It may be easier to convey these reasons using a series of commercials that can be produced by an opponent.

School Choice: Athletics or Academics

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 05.26.2015 | Education
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

It is time to question the resources being outlaid to sports programs when elementary educational programs are being curtailed.

The Fox Tax

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 03.04.2015 | Media
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

Whenever Fox wants to bust on the shoes of unions they always bring up how union dues are collected. Unwilling members of the union are forced to donate to a union they don't like... It kinda sounds like cable consumers are forced to donate to television stations they don't like.

About Isolation, Race, Relationships and Friends

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 02.06.2015 | Religion
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

There are real people really hurting. Turn on our customized media and we see what might spin into a race war over men being killed and the accused walking away. No matter what sources of media you are using, we are seeing it.

Stupid Questions - Ferguson Decision

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 01.30.2015 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

If a cop works for a locality and the DA is responsible for the quality of the cop's work, how can one prosecute a subordinate without prosecuting yourself?

With Out Papers

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 01.17.2015 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

We have an immigration issue here today. People will risk their lives to get here to become part of the bigger, louder American Family. The problem isn't that these people are coming here -- the problem is we have part of our family who have forgotten what it was like to be Italian (or whatever group YOU come from).

Why I Cannot Vote Democratic This Year

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 12.23.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

If Governor Wolf succeeds in keeping his campaign promise of using taxes on frackers to fund the schools he will be doing more harm than good. How do we get rid of the fracking industry in Pennsylvania if fracking is institutionalized?

Punch a Hole in the Rocky Steps?

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 09.27.2014 | Arts
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

If you are from Philly, they are not the Rocky Steps, but the Art Museum Steps. The steps were there long before Sly Stallone had Garrett Brown use a prototype of the Steadicam to run up the steps for breathless montages of panoramic views.

Run on the Supreme Court

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 09.01.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

Putting term limits on The Supreme Court as an amendment is not a new idea. How do we flesh it out?

The Eric Cantorectomy -- Political Football 2014

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 08.11.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

The red line at the GOP's 45 yard line reflects the possession of the GOP's 55 percent of the voters. The Democrats are going to need to get across midfield ideologically to make a dent.

Frack Call Response

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 07.12.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

None of the Pennsylvania Democrats running for governor want to stop fracking.

The Fracker Call

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 06.30.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

We are getting down to the primary in Pennsylvania. Since I am still a Democrat, I get calls from the party trying to win my support for their candidates. All the Democratic candidates are clamoring to bring the money back to the public schools. And all of them want to frack to fund the schools.

We're Talkin' 'Bout Character

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 06.02.2014 | Sports
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

I wonder if Desean Jackson could get a good lawyer somewhere? He could see about getting the rest of his 4.8 million 'characters' back from the Eagles. Should there be a price paid for defaming and attacking a guy's reputation?

Daily Show Travelogue

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 05.25.2014 | Comedy
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

My wife and I hate cattle drives. Cattle drives are where large groups of people all do the same thing at the same time. First Holy Communion is an ...

The Judgment of Fred Phelps

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 05.19.2014 | Religion
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

The Judgment of Fred Phelps might be an interesting watch. Since we have no clue what will go on, we are left to speculate. Here is my impression...

In the Middle of a Ham on Nye Sandwich

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 04.09.2014 | Religion
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

Since 1925 the Creationists have been scrambling to recover from Clarence Darrow's complete obliteration of the credibility of Genesis as a scientific basis for our origins.

We Pay the Wage

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 04.01.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

Create a logo that the business can use if it verifies that it is going further than the minimum wage laws. This is easy enough via quarterly wage reporting. A business can place a decal on the door, in the letterhead if they like, or wherever they advertise to show the business as a verified good corporate citizen.

Who Do You Trust?

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 03.25.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

In President Obama's January 17 address on the NSA and all things supposedly secret he talked about what will be tracked and what won't be tracked. H...

The Hyper-tight-collars and Weed

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 03.08.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

This is a response to the David Brooks column Been There. Done That. (Link); a meditation of the moral frame work of marijuana laws. He needs to thin...

The Prayer of the Consumer

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 01.30.2014 | Religion
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

This prayer can be redeemed at retailers on Thanksgiving and Black Friday, or whenever you are buying stuff no one needs.

Republicans Not Showing True Colors

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 01.23.2014 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

We are living in a polarized country right now. Red and blue are the Republican and Democratic colors, respectively. There are local elections right...

Can Democrats Quick-Pitch Obamacare?

Joe The Nerd Ferraro | Posted 12.22.2013 | Politics
Joe The Nerd Ferraro

Go to a local government debate and you get the issue of wasteful spending. Cue the Republicans and the rant starts about union contracts and the whi...