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A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding, so she asks the blonde if there's a cop...

A man boards a plane and sits next to a woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond he’s ever seen. He asks her about it. "This is the Klop...

Jane is carrying her new baby son down the street when Mary comes over to take a look. "How lovely!" Mary exclaims. "He takes after his father!" ...

A husband rushes in the front door of his home, screaming out to his wife. "I won the lottery! I won the lottery! Start packing!" he says. "What...

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How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? One hundred: one to change it, and 99 to say, I could have done that. See More Laughs (...

A husband is reading his morning paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. "Hey!" the man s...

Two friends meet on the street. One says, "I haven't heard from you in so long. What happened?" The other says, "Well, frankly you've become a bit ...

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then, hey, I’ve done my job." —Roseanne Barr "Exp...

An old Irishman, Paddy, is about to go to his eternal reward. He looks at his grieving friend, Mike, and says, "I have one last request, Mike." "An...

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When I interviewed the brilliant Steven Wright for my book, Growing Up Laughing, I asked him to tell me his longest joke on record. Here's what he tol...

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared." The so...

A good friend of mine received this on his birthday, and sent it on to me. I thought is was just too funny, and today is my birthday, so I'm sharing ...

My dad used to tell a wonderful joke about a parrot, so I guess I'm predisposed to finding parrots funny. Here's a good one. -MT Don't Miss...

My sister sent me this one, along with the question, "Are Women Born This Way?" I love watching the dad's reaction. He's almost as f...

During our recent blizzard in New York, more than a few people forwarded this to me! –MT Don't Miss a Good Laugh! Sign up to receive my ...

When I interviewed the brilliant Steven Wright for my book, "Growing Up Laughing," I asked him to tell me his longest joke on record. Her...

Who knew you could get so many laughs...in church?! -MT Don't Miss a Good Laugh! Sign up to receive my email newsletter each week - It ...

I thought I'd seen everything - that is, until a friend forwarded me this clip of the brilliant ventriloquist Paul Zerdin. What a hilarious and cle...

An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym, when he spotted a gorgeous young woman. He turned to a nearby trainer and asked, ...

My sister always finds the best cartoons. Here's the latest one she sent me. -MT https://editorial.huffingtonpost.com/entry/?blog_id=2 Don't...

A businesswoman was driving home from a convention in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the t...