JOKE: The Tricky Science Professor
A geology professor stood before her class and poured a pile of rocks and stones into a large cylinder. She asked the students if the jar was full, an...
A geology professor stood before her class and poured a pile of rocks and stones into a large cylinder. She asked the students if the jar was full, an...
David Misch | Posted 05.15.2012
We don't like to be reminded of what we are underneath and nothing reminds us more thoroughly than being unable to suppress our animal urges, meaning every kind of -cation from defe- to forni-.
James Kotecki | Posted 05.04.2012
Next week, House and Senate lawmakers will begin negotiating a massive new transportation bill. Where does all the money go?
Posted 05.01.2012
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Posted 04.30.2012
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Posted 04.27.2012
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Posted 04.19.2012
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor walked in and began ex...
Posted 04.18.2012
"A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken.' The doctor says, 'Why don't you turn him in?' The guy say...
Posted 04.17.2012
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Posted 04.13.2012
A Wall Street trader is sitting in his office late one night, when suddenly Satan appears across his desk. “Who are you?” asks the trader? ...
Posted 04.12.2012
"I like escalators because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see a sign that said, 'Escalator temporarily out-o...
Posted 04.10.2012
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." —Rita Rudner "Marriages don't ...
Posted 04.04.2012
An 80-year-old man is being examined by his doctor. “Do you still have sex?” the doctor asks. “Almost every day,” the old man answers. ...
Scott Blakeman | Posted 06.02.2012
The Israeli-Palestinian peace breakthrough apparently came when Israel agreed to give Palestinians the credit for inventing falafel. The Palestinians, in return, said "Without Israel, there would be no hummus."
Posted 04.01.2012
By: Natalie Wolchover, Life's Little Mysteries Staff Writer Published: 03/30/2012 11:18 AM EDT on LiveScience Scientists and science journals ar...
Posted 03.31.2012
By: SPACE.com Staff Published: 03/30/2012 06:35 PM EDT on SPACE.com Brant Widgen is so good at his job that you are not aware of the widespread ...
A man is in a hospital, and he’s hanging in traction. Every bone is broken. He’s bandaged from head to toe, looks like a mummy—except for one li...
Posted 03.25.2012
A group of 40-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean House ...
Posted 03.23.2012
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Posted 03.22.2012
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Posted 03.23.2012
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was toddling along unsteadily, he was stopped by a policeman...
Posted 03.21.2012
A man is talking on the phone to a friend who lives in northern Montana, just near the Canadian border. The friend says that, since early that morning...
Posted 03.22.2012
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Posted 03.21.2012
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Posted 03.21.2012
Two Beverly Hills women are shopping on Rodeo Drive when one of them notices a child in a baby carriage. "Oh, look at that beautiful baby!" says th...
Posted 06.01.2012