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Domenick Scudera | Posted 02.02.2016 | Queer Voices
Domenick Scudera

Please ignore the egregious error being perpetrated by that nasty little website, Facebook. The folks at Facebook decided to send around a message to all my friends this week claiming that I have turned 49.

Too Busy to Live

Paul Ratner | Posted 12.25.2013 | Books
Paul Ratner

This story is from "The Mundane Uses of Magical Objects", my upcoming book of flash fiction fairy tales for adults.

A Jock in Hollywood: The Canyon

Tony Cavalero | Posted 10.10.2013 | Comedy
Tony Cavalero

I need to blow off some steam and where better to head than to LA's hottest FREE hotspot, Runyon Canyon? It's LA's equivalent to Everest's base camp: a smorgasbord of dogs, celebs, trannies, sweaty shirtless bods, gangsters, strollers, and every cliché LA has to offer.

WATCH: Ph.D. May Be Required To Understand This Video

The Huffington Post | William Goodman | Posted 09.18.2013 | Science

A major manufacturer has put the finishing touches on, well, a huge new gizmo that does something really awesome, and couldn't be easier to understand...

The First Kiss of the Future

Paul Ratner | Posted 10.23.2013 | Books
Paul Ratner

This story is taken from my upcoming book of surreal anecdotes and flash fiction fairy tales for adults called "The Mundane Uses of Magical Objects." ...

Nation Mourns Murder of Much Loved Source of Laughter

Linda Howard Urbach | Posted 09.09.2013 | Comedy
Linda Howard Urbach

It's been two weeks but we"re not over it. We probably never will be. George Zimmerman's defense attorney Don West has slain one of our most cherished forms of humor. Worse, he's done it with what our justice system refers to as "depraved indifference".

Scenes From a Comedy Class

Oren Mendez | Posted 09.09.2013 | Comedy
Oren Mendez

Considering myself a comedy writer, I decided it couldn't hurt to at least see how this magical class could tap into anyone's inner comedian, and turn him into a pro.

WATCH: Comic's Joke Did Not Go Over Well In West Virginia

OWN | Posted 07.10.2013 | OWN

As a comedian, Andi Smith knows firsthand that some jokes soar and some jokes flop -- and some are downright disasters. During a recent episode of "Wa...

An Open Letter (aka a Very Long Tweet) to Lindy West About Retweeting My Tweet

Travis Irvine | Posted 09.02.2013 | Comedy
Travis Irvine

I do not make rape jokes and I do not think rape is funny. I support you in your fight against domestic violence, the abuse of women and misogyny, but your fight to ban horrible things from comedy is fruitless.

Can Rape Jokes Be Funny? Sure, Says This Feminist

Selena Coppock | Posted 08.06.2013 | Comedy
Selena Coppock

I am both a comedian and a feminist and I feel torn by this rape joke debate. I have a lot of dogs in this race.

'Car Talk'

Jerry Zezima | Posted 06.29.2013 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

In the four decades since I took a driver's ed class, I have become such a proficient motorist that I could teach a class myself except that I have two speeding tickets on my record and my name isn't Ed.

Jackie Martling Interview

John DeBellis | Posted 06.05.2013 | Comedy
John DeBellis

Most of us know Jackie "The Joke Man's" many credits: radio personality, stand-up comedian, comedy writer, singer-songwriter and eighteen years as a cast member and head writer of one of the greatest radio dynasties of all time, The Howard Stern Show. But I learned there's a lot more.

What I Learned at the Roast of Jack Black

Shannon Sutherland | Posted 06.07.2013 | Comedy
Shannon Sutherland

If you tell the world that you "pooped your pants" at the White House and then go to a roast, you will be the punch line of almost every joke. I'm looking at you Al Roker.

You Created, You Decide: Which Funny Commercial Contest Winner Makes You LOL Hardest? (VIDEO)

Posted 04.05.2013 | Comedy

You never know how a freecreditscore.com commercial will end. Sometimes they're a little weird. Irreverent. And unexpected. That's why we turned these...

Not Just Another Night At The Opera

Posted 04.04.2013 | Comedy

They say it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. And so, as the "Make A Better Commercial Than We Did" Contest wraps up this week, we caught comedic du...

Crying Wolf and Sexism in Tech

David Litwak | Posted 05.28.2013 | Technology
David Litwak

If enough people cry wolf too many times, we'll be too tired for the real fight, for things like nurseries in the workplace, flextime, maternity leave, etc. More of us are on your side than you realize. Even if we tell lousy jokes.

Another One Bytes The Dust

Posted 04.04.2013 | Comedy

It's Rhett versus Link in this week's "Make A Better Commercial Than We Did" Contest video, and it's not all fun and games. Check it out in the clip a...

What's Poppin'?

Posted 03.27.2013 | Comedy

We hate to burst your bubble, but Rhett and Link are probably having more fun than you in this week's winning video from the "Make A Better Commercial...

'Picasso and Me'

Jerry Zezima | Posted 05.18.2013 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

As a painter, Pablo Picasso had nothing on me. Sure, he had a Blue Period, but it lasted only three years. My Blue Period has lasted almost 25 years, and every time I've had a painting project, it's made me blue, which is the color of the master bedroom and the adjoining bathroom.

Is This Furreal?

Posted 03.13.2013 | Comedy

Cat-astrophe strikes Rhett and Link in this week's "Make A Better Commercial Than We Did" Contest, though we have a feline they'll survive. We'll paws...

No Picnic

Posted 03.13.2013 | Comedy

Rhett and Link have a real basket case on their hands in the winner of this week's "Make A Better Commercial Than We Did" Contest, and we think Yogi B...

A Llama For Your Laughs?

Posted 03.13.2013 | Comedy

Open-ended? You bet. This week's "Make A Better Commercial Than We Did" Contest winner is a spit-take in the making (watch the video above to see what...

Is This The End, My Friend?

Posted 02.27.2013 | Comedy

You never know how a freecreditscore.com commercial will end. Sometimes they're a little weird. Irreverent. And unexpected. Well, now these commercial...

A Joke Writer Wraps Up the NFL Season

Costaki Economopoulos | Posted 04.03.2013 | Comedy
Costaki Economopoulos

A Harris poll shows that the NFL popularity is at an all time high. 59 percent of the population says they follow pro football. The other 41 percent follow the Browns.

'Joking Is in My Blood'

Jerry Zezima | Posted 03.16.2013 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

As a frequent blood donor and a proud member of the Gallon Club, which has nothing to do with my weekend beer consumption, I have often wondered if the people who get my blood suffer from terrible side effects like telling stupid jokes and growing a mustache.