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Kids Say the Darndest Things

32 Hilarious Kid Quotes, Illustrated

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 12.23.2015 | Parents

Dad Martin Bruckner made headlines a year ago for his illustrations of the hilarious things his toddler daughter says. He shares his work on a Tumblr ...

36 Hilarious, Strange And Totally Delightful Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 11.10.2015 | Parents

Parents know that kids say some pretty original things -- from hilarious turns of phrase to surprising nuggets of wisdom. That's why many moms and dad...

11 Funny Bedtime Excuses That Prove The Nightly Struggle Is Real

The Huffington Post | Hollis Miller | Posted 11.13.2015 | Parents

Ah, bedtime. In a perfect world, kids would jump right into bed, say goodnight and fall fast asleep (hey, we can dream). Unfortunately, bedtime often ...

Shut Up! Your Kid Really Said That?

Meredith Masony | Posted 10.14.2015 | Parents
Meredith Masony

Have you ever really taken the time to listen to what your kids are saying? I find that the funniest part of my day usually comes from conversations I have with my kids. There is something pure and joyful from these interactions.

34 Funny, Fascinating And Totally Frank Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 10.02.2015 | Parents

The words that come out of little kids' mouths are truly original, and parents know this better than anyone. That's why many moms and dads chroni...

Donald Says the Darndest Things

Meredith Masony | Posted 07.30.2015 | Entertainment
Meredith Masony

Kids are always saying things that they shouldn't. Having three kids, sometimes I find myself in very embarrassing situations due to comments my children make. "Mommy, why is that ladies butt so big?" or "Mommy, where did that mans hair go?

18 Hilarious Kid Quotes, As Heard By Their Teachers

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 05.26.2015 | Parents

Parents aren't the only ones who get to hear the hilarious, creative and oddly wise things their children say on a daily basis. Their kids' teachers a...

Hilarious Montage Highlights David Letterman's Best Moments With Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 05.26.2015 | Parents

On the final episode of the "Late Show With David Letterman" this week, the iconic television host shared a hilarious video montage of his best onscre...

14 Delightful Kids Quotes Illustrated In The Most Charming Way

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 01.28.2016 | Parents

Everyone knows that kids say the darndest things, and now their most bizarre and heartwarming quotes can be forever immortalized by a Hallmark artist....

17 Kid Quotes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Cry

The Huffington Post | Hollis Miller | Posted 05.07.2015 | Parents

Kids say the darndest things, often to the surprise and confusion of their parents. Whether they are asking the tough questions about life or having a...

Hilarious, Wise And Totally Random Quotes From Kids This Week

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 05.01.2015 | Parents

Parents everywhere know it's true that kids really do say the darndest things. And these words are often worth recording. That's why mom Lacey Elli...

The Darndest Things Kids Said This Year

Tracy Cutchlow | Posted 03.01.2015 | Parents
Tracy Cutchlow

My son was helping make up the weekly shopping list. His items included Oreos, chips, tomato soup and-surprisingly-Weight Watchers meals. I told him that he really did not need to eat diet foods. He answered, "I know; those are for you."

Parents, Do You Suffer From This Awkward Problem Too?

Sarah Cottrell | Posted 12.21.2014 | Parents
Sarah Cottrell

The second mom or dad has a distraction, the kids will likely view this as a challenge to their ability to hold mom or dad's FULL attention, no matter what the circumstance. And believe me, they will accept this challenge and it will be awkward for the parent.

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Sarah Cottrell | Posted 11.18.2014 | Parents
Sarah Cottrell

My son is 4 years old. He likes to tell stories and make weird sounds at the top of his lungs. The other day, he was on a roll, making annoying fart sounds with his armpits and mouth.

The Jaw-Dropping Way This Preschooler Stood Up To A Bully

Sarah Cottrell | Posted 11.15.2014 | Parents
Sarah Cottrell

My son charmed most of the kids except for one boy who was playing by himself. This kid's dad was standing behind him and completely absorbed with texting. Not being one to ever give up on making new friends, my son tried to play with the shy boy. But he got dad blocked.

Irrational, Inappropriate, Overly-Honest Responses to Children

Sarah Fader | Posted 06.01.2014 | Parents
Sarah Fader

I try my best to be patient with their questions and answer with appropriate responses. But sometimes, the internal monologue in my head is not so nice.

A Special Sweater For A Special Birthday

Posted 07.12.2013 | Celebrity

Bill Cosby, king of the sweaters and quote-machine of late, turns 76 today (July 12)! The living legend became a staple in homes across the globe w...

Kids Off the Cuff: 2

Bob Sellers | Posted 12.25.2012 | Parents
Bob Sellers

I wanted to mention a couple recent gems from my own 8 year-old twin girls, Anza and Josie. They have reached that age where their "cuffs" can come from innocence or cleverness. I'll begin with the innocent.

When Field Trips Go Wrong

Bethany Meyer | Posted 12.18.2012 | Parents
Bethany Meyer

My son is in kindergarten. With 29 other boys. I volunteered to chaperone their field trip to an apple orchard last week.

'You Mean About the No Pants?'

Bethany Meyer | Posted 09.30.2012 | Parents
Bethany Meyer

Where do your kids ask their tough questions?

Kids Fill In The Blanks ... With Hilarious Results

Ellen Seidman | Posted 08.25.2012 | Parents
Ellen Seidman

Ever have to stifle laughter around your kid because you know you shouldn't be cracking up over something they've done but it's beyond funny?

21 Parenting Questions

Etan Thomas | Posted 08.11.2012 | Parents
Etan Thomas

Every time I come home my kids run to the door jump up in my arms and yell, "DADDY!" It's great. When does that excitement stop?

Kids Off the Cuff

Bob Sellers | Posted 06.04.2012 | Parents
Bob Sellers

My girls, Anza and Josie, have uttered things that make me laugh out loud, look at the world through different eyes or rush to cover their mouths before anyone else hears them.

First Grader's Hilarious Reason For Being Absent From School

The Huffington Post | Laura Hibbard | Posted 03.22.2012 | Comedy

Man, we thought it was embarrassing when you accidentally called your teacher "mom" in elementary school -- imagine how this kid must feel. Posted ...

Snips & Snails vs. Sugar & Spice

Kathy Buckworth | Posted 04.16.2012 | Parents
Kathy Buckworth

Most girls have their spice-to-sugar ratio wildly out of whack when they hit the tween and teen years. And it's the little boys who know how to turn the sugar on.