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Believing in Santa

Cathy Cassani Adams | Posted 02.16.2015 | Parents
Cathy Cassani Adams

Receiving toys and opening presents is great, but it's fleeting and only a small piece of the big picture. Santa reminds us to reconnect to our childlike awareness so that we notice the love and magic in our everyday lives.

The Kringlebase Incident

Chris Weigant | Posted 02.22.2014 | Politics
Chris Weigant

The NSA was present at the discussion with Mr. Claus because we have so far utterly failed in our efforts to intercept and decode the "naughty and nice" database used at the North Pole. We felt this would be well within the national security interests of the government.

5 Alternative Versions of Santa

Oren Mendez | Posted 02.16.2014 | Comedy
Oren Mendez

This skinny-jeans-wearing, hipster Santa can be easily lured by Instagram pictures of milk and cookies. Wait for him by your bedroom window, since there's no chance he'll climb down the chimney and ruin his outfit, and the main door is too mainstream for him.

The NSA's Error-filled Transcripts of My Telephone Conversations

Jonathan Leigh Solomon | Posted 08.14.2013 | Comedy
Jonathan Leigh Solomon

If the NSA is monitoring my phone calls I worry that they might not be correctly hearing what I'm saying. And, if this is the case, I worry even more, about what the resulting impact on my beloved U.S. of A. might be.

A Brief History Of Santa Claus

The Huffington Post | Laura Hibbard | Posted 12.22.2011 | Home

Warning: This video contains potentially sensitive information about Santa Claus. If little ones are around, you may want to wait to watch the video. ...

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Karen Talavera | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Karen Talavera

Yes, my daughter is a rare eighth grader who still believes in Santa Claus.  Despite the naysayers at school, you see, she has proof of Santa's existence.

Bad Santa: 2 St. Nicks Steal AK5 Rifle In Robbery

AP | Posted 05.25.2011 | World

STOCKHOLM — Police say two men dressed as Santa Claus have robbed a guard at Stockholm's royal castle of his assault rifle. Police spokesman An...

Kristopher Kringle, Beloved Children's Entertainer, Dead at 1000+

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jilly Gagnon

Kris Kringle died last night at his home in the North Pole. He is best known for his work as "Santa Claus" and "Saint Nicholas." When sarcasm grew in the 80s, his career tanked, marred by low-budget films starring Tim Allen.

Is Rudolph a Cross-Dresser?

Maggie Van Ostrand | Posted 05.25.2011 | Style
Maggie Van Ostrand

While it is true that, like all females, Santa's reindeer are even-tempered, patient, and kind, it is also true that they admit to having felt a twinge of jealousy when Santa discovered Rudolph.