Guess What, Mitt! I Just Un-Baptized You. You're Jewish Now.
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You're Jewish now, Mitt. Mazel Tov! Welcome to the tribe. L'Chaim! Your new name is Morris Berkowitz and you're from Queens. Your mother-in-law lives in Florida. She doesn't like you because you're not a doctor. (She voted for Ron Paul because he is a doctor.)
John Blumenthal | Posted 04.18.2012