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The Crazy Explosion Nobody Expected

Sydney Levin | Posted 11.08.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

On the last night of the trip, alcohol (the ultimate therapist) helps convince the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" gang that they had a great time.

Joe Giudice's Jaw-Dropping Confession

Sydney Levin | Posted 11.02.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

The group is off to their "horse healing." I'm picturing a pony dressed up in a saucy Dr. Quinn Medicine Stallion outfit, but the session is a lot less sexy.

The Reunion That Was a Year in the Making

Sydney Levin | Posted 10.25.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Seeing the New Jersey "Housewives" playing nice feels like déjà vu all over again.

So, Did Melissa Cheat?

Sydney Levin | Posted 08.19.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Teresa informs Kim D. that she's in a "good place" with Melissa, and that the night will go well. Hot damn, that girl has an incredible talent for foreshadowing in bad eyeshadow.

The Surgery That Nobody Supports

Sydney Levin | Posted 08.12.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Jacqueline is obsessed with changing her body, but has no regard for her overall well-being. If anything needs to be cut out of poor Jacqueline, it's not excess skin: It's the darkness and pain that has taken over her mind and clouded her vision.

The 'Housewives' Have Never Done This Before

Sydney Levin | Posted 07.28.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

The speed at which these women are moving to fix things could break your neck ... or at least dislodge your extensions. Is any of this genuine, and how will they feel when their drunken promises fade into awkward hangovers?

There Will Be Sobs

Sydney Levin | Posted 07.21.2013 | TV
Sydney Levin

Joe grabs Teresa's face and kisses it voraciously, like a starving man finally being handed a steak. Sobs rack his body and suddenly he's heaving, totally giving himself over to the emotion and crying into her face and clothes and hair like a small child.

Dr. V: Parenting Experts 'Don't Know Sh*t'

Posted 03.27.2013 | Parents

Dr. Venus Nicolino -- a.k.a "Dr. V" -- has made a living out of dispensing guidance, on and off the small screen. But she's not convinced parents shou...