You're 76 years old and getting divorced from a 50 year old woman? Larry, come on now.
Do these women have eyes? Sure Larry King is an institution, but you don't sleep with one -- you get sent to one.
Rallying the faithful, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin sought to clarify the mission of the Tea Party movement: "We are not just against big government. We are against big words!"
Just imagine the very special panel Larry King could assemble for this story. Personally, I'm a longtime Larry-head, so I genuinely hope that this is his best divorce yet.
Speaking at a McCain campaign rally, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin issued the following warning to the most extreme elements in the Tea Party movement: "Anyone who uses threats of violence will be in my crosshairs."
While the health care bill is making headlines, Larry King couldn't even get Alec Baldwin to engage in a practical discourse of ideas -- instead, he got the star of Bio Dome.
Please, my Republican friends, if you can, take a quiet moment away from your AM radio and cable news network this morning and be happy for your country. We're doing better. And we're doing it for you, too.
When actors were seen as vermin, the object of our affections and repugnance were people with actual power: politicians. Politicians like Massa are just taking back their country from Hollywood.
Until recently, the erosion of CNN's audience might have been attributed to the lure of Olympic competition. But now CNN trails every other news network in every Nielsen demographic category.
Before it touched me, I didn't know that every minute in the United States a person attempts suicide.
Until someone I loved took his own life, I didn't know that every minute in the United States a person attempts suicide, and every sixteen minutes in the United States a person dies by suicide.
Dear Oprah, I've been thinking about what I said to you and Gayle in my last letter. You know, about doing another show on diabetes. One where you do...
Just as clinical depression is nothing that comes and goes based on a child's performance at video games, it is also nothing that comes and goes based on whether or not one gets caught committing adultery.
It wasn't until my son's death in early November 2009, that I learned of what a pandemic suicide is. Yet no one talks about it.
Should Dr. Conrad Murray's case on involuntary manslaughter charges ever go before a jury, the doctor's defense lawyers will no doubt try and turn the trial into a prosecution of Michael Jackson.
The Family Research Council's Tony Perkins threatened that America "might have to return to the draft" if it allows gays and lesbians to serve openly, because so many soldiers would quit or never enlist.