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Emojis For Parents

Kim Bongiorno | Posted 10.22.2014 | Parents
Kim Bongiorno

Instead of a boring old yellow smiley face or unusable tree sapling, here is a list of emojis displaying typical parenting scenarios -- starring me, a typical parent.

A Message For My Beloved Children Who Insist Their Lives Are Really Really Hard

Kim Bongiorno | Posted 07.16.2014 | Parents
Kim Bongiorno

Back in the 1980s there were only three crafts in existence: friendship bracelets, latch-hook rugs, and Shrinky-Dinks. My friends and I spent an entire decade enjoying them without a single complaint. You might want to try that same technique right about... now.

How To Make Homemade Play Dough... In 47 Easy Steps

Kim Bongiorno | Posted 01.25.2014 | Parents
Kim Bongiorno

44. Listen to her say, "I don't want to PLAY with the play dough. I just wanted to MAKE the play dough."

Please Don't Assume My Kids Can't Behave In A Restaurant

Kim Bongiorno | Posted 01.23.2014 | Parents
Kim Bongiorno

You want my kids to act properly in a restaurant? How about YOU act properly in a restaurant? Stop being openly judgy of children, rude to the waitstaff and dismissive of a parent's ability to teach her kids how to act in public.

LOOK: These Elves Should Be Ashamed...

Posted 12.13.2012 | Parents

Shaming the people who live in your house, eat your snacks and make messes (but are ultimately adorable) is officially trendy. Dogs, kids, husbands......