The great myth in the rehab community is that you can go in for a month, or jail for 90 days, and come out clean and sober. Lindsay, Paris, Britney -- there are no short cuts.
Did you realize that Lindsay was such a victim of the American "injustice" system that she is practically a martyr?
Think about this for a moment. By going to jail and rehab Lohan might actually be happier and healthier than by being a celebrity who's free to walk the streets. Makes some of our own lives not seem so bad by comparison, huh?
Taking my kids to see her films, Lohan struck me as having tremendous talent. Yes, she's done a pretty fine job of pissing that talent away in recent years, but I'm still rooting for her comeback. So here's looking at you, kid -- and not just on TMZ.
Something about Fred Thompson's life mirrors the greatness of America -- how ordinary men and women answer the call to service. He was willing to serve, of course, but not obsessed by the need for power.
Lohan incurred the wrath of Judge Marsha Revel last month when she skipped a court appearance; she was partying in Cannes and claimed her passport had been stolen.
Although Lindsay didn't get jail time this time, when she got treated differently from everyone else, she also didn't get justice.
Let's have some fun examining celebrity women to see examples of just how influence can work.
If you're looking for a little tabloid attention, for TMZ and Perez Hilton to turn their gazes toward the South of France, then Mick and Lindsay certainly come in handy.
When I was visiting with my Dad some time ago, he asked me a simple question I couldn't answer...'Who are the Kardashians and why are we keeping up with them?'
A very special Cinco de Mayo card to Arizona from director Robert Rodriguez, starring Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Che...
Oh, to be alive when Deep Throat's Linda Lovelace, not car-bomb suspects, brought the FBI to Times Square.
On Tyler Shields' website you'll see a snarling Zach Quinto drenched in milk, Twilight's delectable Ashley Green tied to a live train track, and Lindsay Lohan dripping in blood.
In what is looming as another public relations predicament for Goldman Sachs, the banking giant admitted today that it made "a substantial financial bet against the Gulf of Mexico" one day before the sinking of an oil rig in that body of water.
Before you became a crotch-flashing, drug-induced mess, you were kind of my teen actress idol. Little did I know you would never be able to contain your sexuality and fame in a way that would ever be healthy...or allow you to keep a job!
Deaf, dumb and blind. No one ever expected the company to have the same footprint when it passed from the hands of Emanuel to Asim Abdullah. These cha...