I really was feeling a bit like the new Mark Twain, Twain 2.0 ... And then came Lindsay.
Lohan needs a dedicated team of treatment professionals and other recovery supporters who could help her get back on track.
Horse racing is an awesome sport to watch and as today is the first day of racing at Del Mar, I asked Wing a little bit about how one can make safe bets in the world of sports and in general society.
Dear Lindsay, Anyone who isn't living under a rock has already heard you were sentenced to 90 days in the LA County Jail for violating your DUI proba...
Now, suddenly, it's not just taking sides, it's siding with a convicted rapist. Even Iran is saying, "Holy s**t, Switzerland, what are you doing?"
In the age of online dating, Facebook, Twitter and texting, it's no wonder that dating has turned more cyberspace than courier pigeon, but is it for the better?
On the one hand, maybe she should contritely serve her sentence, set to begin next week, and move on with her life. On the other hand, maybe she should grab one of her passports, flee the country, and move to France.
I don't know if it was the heat or humidity covering much of the East Coast, but last week the media continued its pursuit of stories that have little or no meaningful substance.
Lindsay Lohan's lovely courtroom manicure was applied with an airbrush by a salon professional and cost more than your car payment. But don't despair -- you can re-create her passive-aggressive nails at home.
The World Cup, in all its global glory, reminds us each day: say no to racism. This week, a movie icon reminds us that racism is up and running (off at the mouth) and very much alive.
If LL hasn't been using, what exactly is she being educated about and treated for?
My biggest fear for Lindsay is that the drugs get taken away immediately. This is a terrible and dangerous idea. She needs to be slowly and carefully weaned off of painkillers.
In my JDate profile, I give a fairly specific age range. But not like those people who join and say they're only looking for someone ages 25-26 (???) ...
The great myth in the rehab community is that you can go in for a month, or jail for 90 days, and come out clean and sober. Lindsay, Paris, Britney -- there are no short cuts.
Did you realize that Lindsay was such a victim of the American "injustice" system that she is practically a martyr?
Think about this for a moment. By going to jail and rehab Lohan might actually be happier and healthier than by being a celebrity who's free to walk the streets. Makes some of our own lives not seem so bad by comparison, huh?