At the risk of being sued by Popeye, I am what I am. Unfortunately, what I am can't be printed in a family newspaper. I don't even know who I am anymore. That's because my identity was recently stolen.
Dear W. Bushed: Now that you don't have any actual work to be shirking, all your formerly fun work-avoidance tactics will seem very hollow and unfulfilling. I suggest you find a nice hobby or small business to keep yourself occupied.
Snowglobe.
Freak you, fugly mother-toucher.
Bull shoe.
Let's pray for the BroCo's quick and painless death, shall we, and champion films that actually (and whole-heartedly) tackle the nuances of what it really means to be in a same-sex relationship.
YouTube is full of Hooters-esque models (barely) in bikinis doing yoga. But unless you're a 12-year-old boy, it's best to scratch the surface - you'll find thousands of years of knowledge.
During the Yes on 8 campaign, Mormons got used like an ugly chick by a sleazy rock band--it was fine for her to pay for rent, food and gas, and pr...
You think it's annoying when someone starts a sentence with the word "ironically," when it most certainly is not? Or when McCain uttered "My friends" enough times to warrant a drinking game?
I grew up a military kid, on Army bases, and it was fascinating to watch the join-the-Army ads spooling by on TV, in contrast to the drab reality of military life.
Two hours before the beginning of the debate and the city is in full swing. There is a block party on Belmont Blvd featuring impersonations of Sarah Palin, Bill Clinton and President Bush.
Obviously Obama is not a Muslim. But even if he was...am I the only one deeply uncomfortable with the fact that the word "Muslim" has become synonymous with "monster" among the PUMA set?
John McCain invited me to a convention-watching party! I think I'll go. What will my BFF Obama think? Who cares? I haven't received a single text or email from him during the month of August. Not one!
Phelps is in the unfamiliar position of having to perform for a worldwide audience something other than that with which he's most comfortable: swimming.
I want us to work, Barack, I really do. And if I sound demanding, that's because I am -- I've been hurt too many times not to be.
Obama's use of text messaging to publicize his the vice presidential nominee will allow him to get his own version of a biography for his choice out quickly to voters rather than have them read a news story.
Jackson blew off some steam during what he assumed was a personal exchange. But when it comes to the remainder of the 2008 Presidential race, he'd do well to channel his energy to helping bring to fruition the equality of opportunity he's devoted a lifetime to.
Sex and politics cross paths in our culture. So I decided to tie the two together by interviewing Playboy Playmates about this year's presidential election.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Trolling! It's fun and easy - "easy" being the operative word here. Hey, who wants to actually work when you can stay in your Mom's basement and type?
Somewhere between the immaculate conception and Pope Benedict XVI's US tour, God has worked his way into the bedroom. I, for one, did not see it com...
My greatest strength: agreeability. My greatest weakness: chocolate!! So, in conclusion, please hire me at your law firm and/or mens clothing chain store.
Last week, the central Florida newspaper that gave me my start in journalism ran a story based on a 1950s reminiscence I wrote for Huffington Post...
Lone Star State? Not after tonight's CNN debate in Austin, which ended politely in a draw — with almost two weeks to go. That's two weeks of Obama's momentum to take hold, and that's a problem for Hillary Clinton.
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