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Despondent Sexting

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 01.25.2014 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

Even in bed, I've never been much for talking. When I do I always regret it and spend days rehashing the whole stupid "I'm gonna step out of my comfort zone" experience. Plus, it's always inaudible so a clarification conversation ensues, complete with a guessing component.

Not a Lay in the Park Type of Girl

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 10.12.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

Sometimes it's the people that make me not like the park. But it's usually just the grass.

Affirmations Alert

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 05.13.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

My favorite affirmation regarding love is: "(Insert name) is deeply and passionately in love with me, as I am with him." I stick a bunch of different names in that one. Sometimes I leave off the "as I am with him." It just feels better.

Childish Dialogue

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 03.10.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

I always end up in the kids free area of the backyard near the grill and cooler, patting the dog and wondering why my friend's husband said I had a boob job.